Meeting People Is Easy...

Attention, good people of the blogosphere - an egregious violation has been committed.

The window on Domski's car that has the Steelers decal was spray painted on yesterday evening.

Listen, violators of Domski's Hyundai Elantra, you will not get away with this. We will track you down and spray paint dicks on your face. In fact, we'll take turns outlining our own dicks on your face with spray paint. This aggression will not stand. This aggression will not stand, man.

And now that we've got that out of the way, let's meet our esteemed panel for this week...

1. Chimpanzee Rage ~ Dude, this is pretty badass shit. Good thing HE'S wearing a helmet.

2. Harvey Bars ~ I mean, I just don't...I...uh, wow...yeah...

3. Cecilio's Scribe ~ Yeah, my question is - like at what point do we just stop trusting ESPN for shit?

4. Mike Frazer ~ Failure to be part of the Offense, annnnd...failure to be part of the Offense, annnnd...smoking the reefer!

5. THE Jim ~ Jesus.

6. Sean ~ I'll put you in touch with Domski. He and I have a full lexicon of Spanish swear words. Thank you, Houlihan's Christiana.

7. Keith ~ If only this blog had such a button...

8. Noah ~ I fully appreciate his continued support of Killswitch Engage.

9. Christy ~ Still met Troy Polamalu and we did not.

10. Tecmo ~ In his words, "worlds collide."

11. Me ~ When will the reign of terror end?

As usual, click to enlarge...

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go watch highlights of Alan Faneca from last night and cry. Tissues, please.

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Ok, so at one point these things were just four or five people. Then they grew to six or seven as my Photoshop prowess gained steam. Now it's just starting to get disgusting. 14 panelists this week, including some you just might know...like, maybe.

They are...

1. Rob Iracane - Deadspin's comment ombudsman and brains behind Walkoff Walk. Flagging bush league commenters for the greater good.

2. Jason McIntyre - The Big Lead's head editorial genius and shark enthusiast.

3. Fun Sheriff - Of Lion In Oil fame. Shhhh, it's not a sports blog...

4. Cecilio's Scribe - 1/3 of The Legend of Cecilio Guante...none too pleased with Toronto either.

5. THE Jim - Sportsocracy n'at.

6. Mike Frazer - Currently, The Steel Tradition. Formerly, Steelers blog pioneer at Steelerwatch.

7. Tecmo - The yin to our pregame show extravaganza's yang. I don't believe he needs much introduction 'round here.

8. Cotter's Dad - Comprises 75% of Coors Brewing Company's annual net revenue.

9. Nate - All I'm going to say is Nate introduced himself to Tecmo and I by offering a conspiracy theory involving Tom Brady. Resist the urge, Tobiathan...

10. Christy - Because this panel need's a woman's touch...or something.

11. Random Asshole - He's instructed me to tell you he's now infused with more randomness than ever. No word on whether the asshole quotient has increased proportionately.

12. The Immortal Silky Johnson - This has really been his week to shine, what with the Steelers heading to Philly this weekend.

13. Domski - Did I ever tell you guys about the time Domski ate four McDonald's fruit parfaits in one sitting? Thought so. Never gets old.

14. Me - Nerd Alert!

So without further ado, click below to enlarge...


And yeah, I'd love to sit here and make jokes all night. But it's 1 AM, I've spent the last four hours Photoshopping, and only drank one beer. I'll have to make it up to you in the comments.

See you on the internets, you animals.

Meeting People Is Easy...

Ok, so due to the hour and 15 minutes it took me to get to work today, witty banter will be at a minimum here.

It's Friday, and keeping with tradition, it's time for Meeting People is Easy. As usual, I've circled the wagons and solicited comic relief from seven of this site's finest friends and commenters. And also, there's me.

So without further ado, your expert panel is as follows...
1. Dan Gigler ~ "Gigs" for short.
2. Jup ~ Absolutely loves to sit in traffic.
3. Christy ~ Beer bong virgin.
4. Silky Johnson ~ Perplexed by Tony Hunt.
5. Notgomu ~ Feels Cotter's North-Jersey-living pain.
6. Steelbiathan ~ Master of live blog commenting.
7. Domski ~ Master of $1 fruit parfaits.
8. Me ~ Your humble narrator.

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I don't know about you all, but I'm psyched for Friday. Today got off to a shitty start. But there's plenty of time to turn that around. 5:30 cannot come too soon. Here's to some post-work beverages!

Cheers friends!

PS - Just so you're all aware, I ran into Busta Rhymes last night on 13th St. and parlayed the encounter into a membership in Flipmode Squad. Git of mah block!

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Good Friday all!

Time for Meeting People is Easy, ain't no two ways about it.

This week's expert panel is...
1. Sheena Beaston ~ I pretty much love the term, "Merrill Hedge"
2. Lori ~ Writes one of Cotter's favs, Hockey, Football & Stiletto Shoes
3. Christy ~ If only I'd paid attention...
4. Silky Johnson ~ Call him for percocets...
5. Neal Coolong ~ Dude is searching for a URL
6. Joey Porter's Pit Bulls ~ Continues to be the drinking king
7. Domski ~ Does not drink
8. Me ~ See "Domski"

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Stay tuned for recap of last night's game on Monday. 'Til then, turn my 20 oz., $1.20 Miller Lite drafts up!

Drinking?

Meeting People Is Easy...

Hey, guess what guys? We finally got some serious participation here for Meeting People Is Easy! I'm so proud right now. Seriously. I don't mean to sound like a total puss or anything (read: Domski), but I kind of love you guys this week. I mean I love you all every week. Just a little more right now...

After sending out a mass email, I got a whole butt load of responses, and offers for even more (such as a Rusty Trombone...Tecmo...ahem). So instead of the standard panel of four, this week I've gotten real crafty and given you six. Don't ask how I did it. Just know that I am a Photoshop master...errr...at least somewhere North of novice.

Anyways, listen, I'd love to sit here and chat with you guys. But I just finished this damn thing and it's 1 AM. I'll be sleeping if you need me.

Enjoy...click to enlarge...


PS - If you haven't made your predictions for 2008 yet, speak now or forever hold your piece...get it, p-i-e-c-e. HA! I kill me.

PPS - Props to anyone who can name the TV show that last part came from...

PPPS - Big Snack's avatar is Princess Toadstool.