Why, Hello There...

I've never posted on a Friday night. Ever. Not once in my whole two plus years of writing here at OFTOT. Nor did I have any firm plans to ever do so.

But frankly, this video is way too ridic.

Apparently these chicks are students at Point Park. If anyone can confirm this, good for you. Know what I'm sayin?

Two things to say about this...
1. I still hate this friggin' song
2. If you're one of these chicks - hey baby, call me

h/t Gunaxin and Josh Q. Public

OH, and because I'm posting right now, I might as well alert you to this piece of trash masquerading as responsible journalism. Someone needs to explain to Mark Kriegel that if the 70's Steelers were in fact juicing, so was everyone else. Here's a tip - never trust what a Bengal says about the Steelers (whether there's truth to it or not). All that matters is - Sixburgh, asshole.

Big Time Decision to Make...

I need a haircut. Bad. Like, mission critical. I'm actually kind of starting to look like some kind of vagrant at this point.

But I'm a severe metrosexual when it comes to my hair, which I may have mentioned before.

So I want to make sure that what I get...
A. Is going to look good on my cranium
B. Will be perceived by chicks as looking good on my cranium, and
C. Does not make me run the risk that I'll be one of 50 dudes at the bar trying to rock it

I've narrowed it down to this, below, which I think is both kind of cool looking and would probably work pretty well for me...


OR

There's always this...


Do I dare ask for your thoughts???

OFTOT Week In Review - Week 9...

Halloween. I peaked at that shit about three years ago when I donned the costume you see above. This was basically the best Halloween costume I ever had (that's Cotter on the left there). In case you've never seen the best movie know to man, I was The Dude from none other than The Big Lebowski. I've had a couple of decent Halloweens since. But I've never quite been able to recreate the magic above...although the following year I was K-Fed, and my chinstrap facial hair (drawn carefully by Domski in eyeliner pencil) was a pretty big hit.

This year, I didn't dress up. I didn't go out. Hell, I didn't even really leave my couch. But apparently I'm scary enough sans-costume. Because while I was walking my dog, I was offered candy as if I were a trick-or-treater like the rest. Shocker!

But I hope all you guys enjoyed dressing up like Batman, the Joker, and various ridiculous concept costumes like a Chick Magnet, and you girls enjoyed dressing up like a slutty nurse, a slutty cop and the various phases of Britney Spears ("slutty" qualifier is implied). I sure enjoyed watching all the crazy assholes here in NYC/Hoboken parading themselves around like it was a God damn fashion show. I particularly enjoyed the two chicks who dressed like Tom Cruise in Risky Business. Here's a tip ladies - any costume that involves you wearing no pants is A-OK in my book. In fact, I hear that it's Halloween in my apartment right now. So feel free to drop by [emoticon winking].

As for OFTOT, this week we covered a wide range of topics with the least amount of sophistication possible. Those topics included...

1. [Unnamed] Steelers Pregame Show - still Unnamed, still full of stupid antics...

2. Man, losing sucks worse than Tommy Maddox...

3. I gave the Ravens a lot of shit this week...

4. We opined about how Sansmokio's presence might or might not have helped the Steelers last Sunday...

5. I still <3 Randle El...

6. As of Wednesday, I still wasn't over Sunday...

7. Momma Cotter made an astute observation...

8. I ranted in a Jim Zorn-esque fashion...

9. I still think this post is worth reading solely for the image of Terrell Suggs as a man-horse (And yes, I am aware that the correct term is "centaur." But what sounds funnier? Centaur? Or "Man-Horse?" That's what I'm sayin')...

10. We made some new friends and got to know our old friends even better...

11. Who knows what this was all about? Certainly not me...and I wrote it...

And thus wraps up Week 9 of the NFL season here at OFTOT. Keeping with tradition, there'll be a brand spanking new [Unnamed] Steelers Pregame Show for you all tomorrow afternoon (hopefully around Noon). Then, Monday, I shall try my hand at Liveblogging. This should be worth dropping by for simply to watch me make such insightful comments as "Man, Tomlin's 'fro is looking sick tonight. I predict a big win" and "Dude, that sucked." Even I'm interested to see how it'll go.

Until then, enjoy your respective weekends and throw a few back for my nerdy ass. I'll be reading some boring shit about Legislation and Regulation. Party on.

Oh, and lest I forget, for you music lovers, here are the Riffs...

1. Flashlight - Parliament
2. Rappers Delight - Sugarhill Gang
3. Circles - Soul Coughing
4. Gimme Some Mo' - Busta Rhymes
5. Me & My Friends - Red Hot Chili Peppers

And the bonus selections (because I couldn't pick just one)...
Hey Joe - Jimi Hendrix
Red House - Jimi Hendrix

FACT...

The Steelers need cheerleaders.

There's just no two ways about it. Baltimore has cheerleaders. We have Steely McBeam. What's wrong with this picture?