The Steelers need cheerleaders.
There's just no two ways about it. Baltimore has cheerleaders. We have Steely McBeam. What's wrong with this picture?
October 8, 2008
FACT...
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
The Steelers need cheerleaders.
There's just no two ways about it. Baltimore has cheerleaders. We have Steely McBeam. What's wrong with this picture?
27 comments:
For what?
We DO NOT need cheerleaders. The thing I love about the 'Burgh is that we are in every way the opposite of Dallas. Our organization is about football, period. Cheerleaders would make us like everyone else, and we ARE NOT everyone else. Our tradition, our team is about something more than hype, glamour, and rockstar ownership. I would be super bummed if we got cheerleaders...
But FYI I love Dallas' cheerleaders.
I'll take some cheerleaders. Just don't expect me to share them with you. At least, until after I'm done.
Negative. Are you trying to watch Dan Rooney have a heart attack from immediate increase in blood flow?
The thing I love about the 'Burgh is that we are in every way the opposite of Dallas. Our organization is about football, period. Cheerleaders would make us like everyone else, and we ARE NOT everyone else.
I thought the exact same thing until we got Steely.
Now, I'd gladly take cheerleaders over Steely, or ANY mascot not named The Terrible Fan of Stevie Steeler.
The Terrible fan OR Stevie Steeler
/spelling sucks
Yeah, what Tecmo said.
I second that...hence the Steely reference in the post.
I was fine with what we had before Steely...nothing.
Just to reiterate, his name is steely mcbeam, that's just embarrassing.
Cheerleaders distract from the real game. Don't confuse "I want a hot night with a cheerleader" with "the Steelers organization should hire cheerleaders"!
Or if you don't want to be distracted from the game, you just don't watch them.
I mean, that works too, right?
Not to mention the fact that this is a joke post...so, you know, make jokes...and stuff.
Cotter, I think the real joke is that your joke post generated as much discussion than your last five posts combined.
I think it's time for you to sit in a corner and cry. It'll be good for you.
Haha, are you spying on me, asshole?
We've prided ourselves by not having any cheerleaders.... you can barely see them anyway. The Steelers themselves give us something to cheer about....
to reiterate...
WE DO NOT NEED CHEERLEADER IDIOT DUMABASSES!!
ha. but seriously it goes against our entire organization...!
Jokes? Anyone? Bueller?
Man, what a party it is around here today...
Titties make even the most painful of games a little bit more barable. It's like morphine for a wounded soldier. It makes the end not as bad.
Cheerleaders
Well, I guess the point could be made that we don't need Cheerleaders since the Steelers already have the largest female fanbase in the NFL.
However, I won't make that point because that point is stupid. Instead, I will entirely agree with Silky. Entirely. And I will also point out that morphine is pretty damn good if you're not wounded as well.
silky ~ Was that a haiku?
asshole ~ Morphine's a hell of a drug!
No Steelers cheer girls
Cheerleaders against ideals
Of proud, storied team
----------------
Now THAT was a haiku, baby!
and my personal opinion.
Why am I not surprised?
Let me put it to you this way - What would Jeff Reed think about all this?
And did you *intentionally* pick a picture of the ugliest, trashiest bunch of near-hookers in the league as an "example"?
Or was that just luck?
Ain't NONE of those tramps attractive. The one in the rear-middle looks half-dead. The two on the front left look stoned/high, with the front middle "blonde" havin' drunk-bruises all over her legs.
Thank Gawd i don't actually have to see the rest...ick.
EXACTLY why we -do NOT- need cheerhookers.
Sorry, but i have a bit of an opinion on the issue...
how about - extremely overweight cheerleaders who have various eating contests at halftime.
for example (each homegame), week one would be a wing eating contest. week 2, a primantis samich eating contest. week 3, pierogis??
imagine the potential!
That only works in Philadelphia.
Also, wow, kind of inappropriate...
If the steelers get cheerleaders, I'm requiring all of the players to play in a man thong only. It's only fair that I'm equally amused.
and by amused I meant aroused.
Post a Comment