October 8, 2008

FACT...


The Steelers need cheerleaders.

There's just no two ways about it. Baltimore has cheerleaders. We have Steely McBeam. What's wrong with this picture?

27 comments:

Christy said...

For what?

Big Snack Silverback said...

We DO NOT need cheerleaders. The thing I love about the 'Burgh is that we are in every way the opposite of Dallas. Our organization is about football, period. Cheerleaders would make us like everyone else, and we ARE NOT everyone else. Our tradition, our team is about something more than hype, glamour, and rockstar ownership. I would be super bummed if we got cheerleaders...

Big Snack Silverback said...

But FYI I love Dallas' cheerleaders.

random asshole said...

I'll take some cheerleaders. Just don't expect me to share them with you. At least, until after I'm done.

Sheena Beaston said...

Negative. Are you trying to watch Dan Rooney have a heart attack from immediate increase in blood flow?

tecmo said...

The thing I love about the 'Burgh is that we are in every way the opposite of Dallas. Our organization is about football, period. Cheerleaders would make us like everyone else, and we ARE NOT everyone else.

I thought the exact same thing until we got Steely.

Now, I'd gladly take cheerleaders over Steely, or ANY mascot not named The Terrible Fan of Stevie Steeler.

tecmo said...

The Terrible fan OR Stevie Steeler

/spelling sucks

Cotter said...

Yeah, what Tecmo said.

I second that...hence the Steely reference in the post.

matt said...

I was fine with what we had before Steely...nothing.

Just to reiterate, his name is steely mcbeam, that's just embarrassing.

Anonymous said...

Cheerleaders distract from the real game. Don't confuse "I want a hot night with a cheerleader" with "the Steelers organization should hire cheerleaders"!

Cotter said...

Or if you don't want to be distracted from the game, you just don't watch them.

I mean, that works too, right?

Cotter said...

Not to mention the fact that this is a joke post...so, you know, make jokes...and stuff.

random asshole said...

Cotter, I think the real joke is that your joke post generated as much discussion than your last five posts combined.

I think it's time for you to sit in a corner and cry. It'll be good for you.

Cotter said...

Haha, are you spying on me, asshole?

Noah said...

We've prided ourselves by not having any cheerleaders.... you can barely see them anyway. The Steelers themselves give us something to cheer about....

Big Snack Silverback said...

to reiterate...

WE DO NOT NEED CHEERLEADER IDIOT DUMABASSES!!

ha. but seriously it goes against our entire organization...!

Cotter said...

Jokes? Anyone? Bueller?

Man, what a party it is around here today...

The Immortal Silky Johnson said...

Titties make even the most painful of games a little bit more barable. It's like morphine for a wounded soldier. It makes the end not as bad.

Cheerleaders

random asshole said...

Well, I guess the point could be made that we don't need Cheerleaders since the Steelers already have the largest female fanbase in the NFL.

However, I won't make that point because that point is stupid. Instead, I will entirely agree with Silky. Entirely. And I will also point out that morphine is pretty damn good if you're not wounded as well.

Cotter said...

silky ~ Was that a haiku?

asshole ~ Morphine's a hell of a drug!

tobiathan studied haiku in samurai school said...

No Steelers cheer girls
Cheerleaders against ideals
Of proud, storied team
----------------

Now THAT was a haiku, baby!

and my personal opinion.

Cotter said...

Why am I not surprised?

Let me put it to you this way - What would Jeff Reed think about all this?

cheerleaders are a mini-skirt and dollar in the garter away from strippers said...

And did you *intentionally* pick a picture of the ugliest, trashiest bunch of near-hookers in the league as an "example"?

Or was that just luck?

Ain't NONE of those tramps attractive. The one in the rear-middle looks half-dead. The two on the front left look stoned/high, with the front middle "blonde" havin' drunk-bruises all over her legs.

Thank Gawd i don't actually have to see the rest...ick.

EXACTLY why we -do NOT- need cheerhookers.

Sorry, but i have a bit of an opinion on the issue...

domski43 said...

how about - extremely overweight cheerleaders who have various eating contests at halftime.

for example (each homegame), week one would be a wing eating contest. week 2, a primantis samich eating contest. week 3, pierogis??

imagine the potential!

Cotter said...

That only works in Philadelphia.

Also, wow, kind of inappropriate...

Lori said...

If the steelers get cheerleaders, I'm requiring all of the players to play in a man thong only. It's only fair that I'm equally amused.

Lori said...

and by amused I meant aroused.