Headline of the Day...

CUT. THAT. MEAT!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha...

No headline. Just relax and enjoy how ridiculous of a picture that is.

How can you not laugh at that???

Peyton Manning is one goofy looking motherf*@#er...

What's with the "Bacon" at the beginning? Don't these hacks know there's a swine flu going around? Such insensitivity. Unreal.

Links are up!

China Jack and Sally Wiggin sitting in a tree. Awesome. [PSaMP]

All I saw was the 1st picture and that's all I needed to see... [Steve Is Alive]

Ziggy Hood - if he doesn't work out as a DT, he's always got his roller skating abilities to fall back on... [Deuce of Davenport]

Wait, Larry Foote ASKED to be released?? [Post-Gazette]

Sansmokio's arraignment was today. He couldn't make it though. He was too busy eating Taco Bell [Trib]

A profile on Frank The Tank Summers [Post-Gazette]

The Ravens main focus in '09-'10 is overtaking the Steelers. Shocking. [Ravens Insider]

Eric Mangina does not have a friend in Texas [Yahoo! Sports]

The Bengals drafted a bunch of guys with character issues. What's new? [Shutdown Corner]

But at least it should make for good entertainment on HBO... [Yahoo! Sports]

Please God, no! [Shutdown Corner]

HHR and adventures in vlogging from the NFL Draft Classic [Hugging Harold Reynolds]

Drew Rosenhaus doesn't think Edgerrin James will be out of work long. Gee, there's a surprise... [Arizona Republic]

I've heard "Mike Hunt" but wow, hahaha [FAIL Blog]

31 cent scoop night at Baskin-Robbins [Sean's Ramblings]

They stole this one from my personal collection [Sexy People]

And in honor of Santonio's arraingment...


It's Wednesday. Slowly but surely, my friends...

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Ridiculous...

There are so many ways I could go with this.

Is this the gay bar?

Bromance and a half.

Don't get 'em pregnant with your stare, James.

Or, lastly...

That's some hot James on James action.

Ha, I slay me.

All appears to be well at the Pro Bowl, then...


Give 'em hell, Troy...

FINISH HIM.

And here you go, Anonymous Eagles fan commenter...

Your wish, is my command. Go Eagles.

Hurricane Tomlin Ready to Take Tampa By Storm...

Caption this...if you feel like it.

And while you're racking your brain on that...


Nerd alert!


Sweed already praying to God that he catches a ball.


Of course he's signing autographs. Hines Ward hates attention. Get a load of that hat, too.


Dude, is that a Coach bag?


Troy looks like a kid getting dropped off at camp.


If that's The Wood in the Tapout shirt again, I'm going to be very disappointed.

PS - This bear picked the Steelers to win on Sunday...

Breaking sports news video. MLB, NFL, NBA, NHL highlights and more.

So we've got that going for us...which is nice.

I Got Nothin'...

Friday = caption time.

Check it...


Use the force, Troy.


Underneath that trash can is Anthony Smith.


I'm pretty sure this story can be summarized by saying - the Cardinals have been real shitty for a real long time. Did I nail it?


Kurt, did God tell you that you could address the media in your knee high socks? If so, for the first time in my adult life, I'm questioning God's logic.


Whisenhunt's face reminds me of a Catchers mitt.


Don't worry, Willie. I strained to even get 0 in the sit 'n reach in High School.


Excuse me. I believe I requested the job of painting semen on Ben's upper lip.

Now, it's your turn!

Caption this...

We Take Preparation Real Seriously...

No idea.

But, best part about this = the AP thinks Dixon's first name is "Don."

Solid fact checking. What is this, OFTOT?

A Little Afternoon [Visual] Delight...

Ridiculous song and video. Almost as ridiculous as the Bay City Rollers and their generous use of plaid. Anyways...

Random afternoon visual entertainment for you...or lack thereof, however you perceive it.

Moral of this story = Cotter has too much free time at work right now.

Hey, I'm not complaining...


If Darth Maul there doesn't marry his crazy face girl, I will.


Hey, while you're down there...

Yeah, I just said that...what's up?


Isn't this cute? The real attraction in this photo = the Bus' Super Bowl ring!


We're gonna need a throne, a crown and a scepter or this isn't going to work, guys...


Hey baby in the coat with the hood up front. I like the way you wave that towel. Saucy!


Hey, don't feel that bad, man. At least you're not Jake Delhomme. And you can always blame Plaxico Burress.

Speaking of Jake Delhomme...

Failblog.

Sticking with the "failure" theme...

In the Titans case, I think we may have just pinpointed the problem. Or the weak link in someones gene pool. Either way.

Oh wait, no, I spoke too soon...

There it is.


"YES! I'm on top of the world. Now if only someone knew who I was." Seriously, who is that, Mark Clayton?

And lastly, the main event...


Steely McDevil

vs.

Trojan War Helmet


Who ya got?

Look At That Thing, It's Beautiful...

Honestly, have you ever seen a better mustache? The answer is NO. Well, except maybe Rollie Fingers. But I'm not counting him.

Faneca's 'Stache > Everyone else's facial hair

Yep, that's the whole post.

Lock It Down, Wood...

Apologies in advance, Gradkowski
But you're on the tracks and a train's comin' through
So, with all due respect
Today, it sucks to be you

It may not be Silverback
Nor will it be Ryan Clark
But it doesn't really matter
Whoever it is will leave their mark

This game doesn't mean much
The starters will rest a bit
In fact, I hear on the sidelines
Arian's is gonna teach Ben how to knit

It really is sorry
The state the Browns are in
But that all said
I wouldn't really mind a win

Not much more really to say
I hope to enjoy the game
Well, I guess I really mean
That I hope it isn't too lame

Hit play, sit back, take in these images and GET FIRED UP!



Forget about it Cleveland, it ain't happenin'.


Sweet shirt. Fruitcakes.


This is what happens when you're a Browns fan, Larry.


He can't save you now...


My Mom's got a better six pack.


Veto'd.


You're just lucky we're saving the wildcat for January!


You said it, man.


Ain't that a kick in the...nuts...

HERE WE GO STEELERS, HERE WE GO!

Pre-Happy Hour, Happy Hour...

A little Friday afternoon fun for you, at the expense of the Dallas Cowboys. Feel free to add your own captions in the comments...


The search for Demarcus Ware's contact continues to baffle Anthony Henry, Ken Hamlin and Jay Ratliff...


Pac Man's warmup routine...for "da scrip club," that is...


You know, Terrell, the way your eyes look in this light...


Hmmm, what exactly is going on here?


'Nuff said.


This is the only time you'll hear me say I'm jealous of the Jonas Brothers...


Yo, check me out, Ken Hamlin. I'm staying alive like the Bee Gees!


Too. Much. Thinking. Hurt. Adam's. Brain.

Yeah...it's that kind of afternoon. Cheers!