September 20, 2008

OFTOT Week In Review...

Seriously, there's nothing worse than having to listen to someone who has no idea how to play an instrument, play an instrument. Particularly, the guitar. I've played the guitar since I was 12. So while I'm no Hendrix, I know a thing or two about plucking the ol' six string. Problem is, these idiots outside my window do not. And they're playing louder than Metallica to boot. With possibly the worst accompanying singer since Jack White. Honestly, I'm not sure if it's a dude or a chick. But I do know that he-she/she-he is literally, awful. MELODY FAIL!

Consequently I'm readying a giant water balloon full of red jello as we speak. Watch out dickface, this Cotterbomb has got your name on it. Knock off that racket or I'm gonna come down there and make you eat that thing.

Anyways, in case you missed any of this week's magnificence, allow me to recap for you...

1. Tec and I continued our streak of idiocy, two weeks and counting...

2. All is still right with the world...

3. Brett Favre has less commitment to winning than the Bengals...

4. Brett Keisel - what's up with his life?

5. I primed you on how to properly incite an Eagles fan...

6. This Sunday, two beers enter, one beer leaves...THUNDERDOME!

7. I applauded Chris Cooley's revelation...

8. We gained some insider perspective from the man who once ate a 12-inch chili cheese dog in three bites...

9. I revealed my music nerdiness...

10. We made some prominent, new friends...

11. What will YOU be watching for this weekend?

And, as usual, a few programming notes for you...

First, Tecmo and I will be dropping Episode 3 of [Unnamed] Steelers Show on you all, Sunday morning. Hopefully around Noon. So be sure to check back for that.

Second, now that we've ironed out the details, Tobiathan will be here to liveblog Sunday's game against the Iggles. If you've ever followed a Tobiathan liveblog in the comments, you'll already know that this is not to be missed. And it's a good opportunity to talk about the game with the rest of us as it happens.

Lastly, should anyone be attending this Sunday's game in Illadelph [Halflife], see if you can't meet up with reader Matt. He'll be the one hanging from the rafters, no doubt.

Other than that, Cotter is off duty. But don't worry, 10 bucks says I post something later anyhow. Cheers and enjoy your respective weekends! Commence drinking...NOW.

4 comments:

Joey Porter’s Pit Bulls said...

"Commence" drinking? Who says we ever stopped?

Cotter said...

Touche! You are a wise man, jppb. Carry on, then.

tobiathan hates the rich said...

I will most certainly be pretending to know what i'm doing again tomorrow. Hopefully this time no tornados or windstorms to knock out the power in the Steel City..some of these poor f**kers STILL don't have power as of Saturday nite. Unbelievable, no? It's *supposed* to be the 21st century- you know: The Age Of Technology?!

How Pittsburghers are left for OVER A WEEK without electricity is beyond me. Needles to say, none of the executives for any of the 3 power companies involved were affected. Big surprise there...


AAAAAAAAnnyyywaaaayy...i'll be kickin' it live tomorrow, for those of you amused by my bblathering. Or is it blithering? Or even "blustering"?

-RESUME MASS IMBIBEMENT OF ALCOHOLIC REFRESHMENT-

Chris Gee said...

Hey Cotter,

Guess there won't be any clipping of Eagles wings this week! ;-)

Tough game, two very good teams. Rematch in the Super Bowl?

---- Gee