AFC North Headline Of The Day...

Well, wait a minute, Phil. Which person are we talking about? I mean, Romeo Crennell is a rather portly fellow.

Kidding aside, can't we all just agree that when the Browns are involved, everyone loses. There is no right and wrong party, here. This story needs to just go away.

Phil, you screwed up. Fine. Kellen, YOU screwed up. Whatever. Why don't you just kiss and make up? For Christ's sake...

At least you all and I can kiss and make up while reading these links...right?

Santonio cited for weed...awesome [PSAMP]

Sean and I tackle the big question - will Tennessee win the AFC [MVN Outsider]

Hines weighs in on "the hit" [Post-Gazette]

Yikes, McCain supporter mugged in the 'Burgh [TMZ]

Wyshynski interviews Director and Devils fan, Kevin Smith [Puck Daddy]

AFC North Headline of the Day...

This one's gonna read like a book. Here's the awful beginning, with the Associated Press already highlighting Cleveland's desparation. I'd say it's tough to be desperate when you're only two games (now three) into the season. But somehow, I just can't do that for the Browns. Sorry jagoffs, it's gonna be a long season for ya. Of course, after last night, I could easily say the same about the Steelers. What with the "Offensive" line n'at. But we'll wait on that one for a bit...

Then, there's this...

Uh, this seems to imply that at one point the wheels were on. Whatever. Whether that was the case or not, the Browns, like their bottom feeding, Ohio-dwelling brethren, fell to 0-3 and have now lost to half the division and it's only Week 4.

Which provides a great segue into the punctuating headline...

I'll tell you what's left to say - put Brady Quinn in. I think it might be time to officially begin Brady Quinn watch 2008. Anybody interested in starting a pool as to when he'll make his first start?

Anyways, while we're licking our wounds from last night, perhaps these links will help (minus obviously the last one)...

Monday Morning Chrysler New Yorker [PSAMP]

Sure looks like Juqua Parker knows how to choke a bitch Big Ben [Hockey, Football and Stiletto Shoes]

Yeah, what about that 4th down call [Joey Porter's Pit Bulls]

Hmmm, this certainly doesn't bode well [Post-Gazette]

Not like I want to relive it, but I gotta give this to Dawkins...sick play [The 700 Level]

AFC North Headline of the Day...

"Debacle?" That's awesome, coming from the AP. Also, is that Braylon Edwards fraternizing with the enemy in that photo? Romeo Crennell better sort that out.

18 point loss to the Cowboys = CHAMPIONSHIP!

In other news...

Some Steelers fans need to respect the fine art of Canadian street musicians [PSAMP]

Waxing nostalgiac about the hallowed battlefield shithole, Municipal Stadium [Joey Porter's Pit Bulls]

Pittgirl has some fun with motivational posters [Burgh Blog]

I don't know about the Eagles, but The Immortal Silky Johnson is already sizing up the Cowgirls backfield [I Love It When A Plan Comes Together]

The Sports Hernia doesn't understand Raiders fans and neither do I...must be all that crystal meth [The Sports Hernia]

Did Obama steal his tagline from former Phillie, Dave Cash? [Philly.com]

AFC North Headline of the Day...

This headline needs no further explanation.

Of course, elsewhere it seems Browns sympathizers think this had more to do with the Cowboys being that good than the Browns being that bad. Yeah, because Tony Romo is probably the best QB out there who has never been known to shut down when faced with a secondary that actually doesn't suck...


Starting the season 0-1 with an 18 point loss to the Cowboys = CHAMPIONSHIP!

AFC North Headline of the Day...

That's right, just ease him in. 2nd year Corner, started two games last year. Shouldn't be a problem for him to cover one of the leagues finest, biggest receivers (and biggest assholes).

Who the hell is Brandon McDonald? Oh, he's Steve McNair's cousin...well I'll be damned. Learn something new everyday.

Browns Secondary = CHAMPIONSHIP!

AFC North Headline of the Day...

God has spoken to the Browns, and he has told them that Joe Horn is the answer.

Just like he told them Shaun Rogers, Corey Williams, Donte Stallworth, and Brady Quinn were the answers before Horn.

Trade all draft picks + overpay for underperforming free agents = CHAMPIONSHIP!

Obviously that's why the Browns have been such an epic power in the division for the last 20 years...well, we should give them a pass on '96-'98...I mean it's tough to dominate when your franchise doesn't exist, right?

Thoughts?

Oh, and PS - check out Neil O'Donnell taking a page out of Tommy Maddox's book.