August 28, 2008

AFC North Headline of the Day...

God has spoken to the Browns, and he has told them that Joe Horn is the answer.

Just like he told them Shaun Rogers, Corey Williams, Donte Stallworth, and Brady Quinn were the answers before Horn.

Trade all draft picks + overpay for underperforming free agents = CHAMPIONSHIP!

Obviously that's why the Browns have been such an epic power in the division for the last 20 years...well, we should give them a pass on '96-'98...I mean it's tough to dominate when your franchise doesn't exist, right?


Oh, and PS - check out Neil O'Donnell taking a page out of Tommy Maddox's book.


Joey Porter’s Pit Bulls said...

That headline is just wrong.

marc said...

Horny Browns Fans
Do. Not. Want.