Showing posts with label Please Give Me Something Constructive To Write About. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Please Give Me Something Constructive To Write About. Show all posts

June 10, 2008

Just A Bad Rap?

"Starks earned the job for two seasons -- one of them ending with a Super Bowl victory -- before a new coaching staff removed him in favor of Colon last season."

- Ed Bouchette
As I remember it, there were significantly fewer Max Starks haters before last August. That was when he was supplanted at Right Tackle by young'n Willie Colon. Of course, to be fair, most days I have trouble remembering my own name. That lack of mental acuity aside, is it possible that Max Starks was simply marginalized because Tomlin didn't like him?

Now, before we go any further, I'd like to offer one disclaimer. That being, I really don't know. I'm not an insider. My name isn't Ed Bouchette. I don't, "have access," as Buzz Bissinger would say. I am merely offering a topic for discussion.

So let's discuss.

Starks was drafted in the 3rd round of the 2004 draft. He then earned a job as Big Ben's right hand man (literally) in 2005, just in time for Super Bowl XL. The next year, Starks maintained his position through 14 games until he went down with an injury. And although the team went an underwhelming 8-8 that year, I don't remember anyone laying the blame at Starks' [enormous] feet.

Yet, by August 2007, new Head Coach Mike Tomlin had anointed 2006 4th rounder Willie Colon the new starting Right Tackle.

Starks was relegated to the bench. Only to remain there for the better part of the season, until the team had to shelve Marvel Smith when he threw his back out backdooring Steely McBeam suffered what became a season ending back injury. Then, of course, Starks went down himself in that meaningless joke of a game he probably should never have played.

But that's not all. Oh no, friends. We all know the best is yet to come.

Earlier in the offseason, the Steelers decided - rather than lose TWO offensive lineman to free agency - they would bitch slap Starks with the transition tag and subsequently offer him a cool $7 mil (or close to it...are we going to split hairs here?). Starks of course did what any respectable backup Tackle would do in the situation - he said, "easiest $7 million I ever made" and promptly bought himself a pony. Ok, he didn't really do that. But I'll bet if he did, it would have been a mini pony (cue Tecmo).

So that brings us to the present. Currently, Starks is expected to compete for, but not necessarily re-assume, the starting Right Tackle position. How the team could justify giving Starks all that coin to pick splinters out of his ass is beyond my comprehension. But again - what do I know? I write a Steelers blog.

Now, you guys tell me. Am I, as the man who slings BS just as well as he does a baseball says, "misremembering" the facts? Certainly he's not on the short list for next year's pro bowl, but can Starks win a starting position? Is it possible that Tomlin just has a bias toward Willie Colon? And last but not least - How tall do you think Starks really is, counting the afro?

Oh, and here are some fun facts you probably didn't know about Starks - he likes Basketball and Swimming and aspires to someday have a second career in TV or radio...you listening, Tunch?

Comments now, please.

REFERENCE MATERIAL:
Starks Hopes to Make Big Impact [Post-Gazette]

June 6, 2008

Meeting People Is Easy Not Happening Today...


First of all, SI gyped all us loyal customers this week and could only round up three athletes for their Pop Culture Grid.

Second of all, I just handed in an assignment for school yesterday.

Third of all, I had to get up unreasonably early this morning.

So I'm not particularly enamored with writing anything right now. Maybe I'll get to something later on. Or maybe Domski will interject with some non-sense about drinking or something. Either way, I'm just going to take it easy this morning...

It's Friday, people. Tell me something good.

PS - In case you missed any of the crack reporting this week...

May 30, 2007

Manufacturing News 101....

More like repurposing...

Since there hasn't been a whole lot of news from Steelers country the past few days, I'm using a combination of superior wit and good looks (ok, you got me...mostly wit) to provide the hopefully-entertaining commentary/links below. Enjoy!

  • Talk about being a little behind the curve...Matt Mosley at ESPN gives Sepulveda a nod...the same nod I gave him here, on May 2...

  • Willie Colon, starting Right Tackle? Good thing Max Starks is making close to 2 million bones this season...vs. $360k for Colon

  • The one that got away?...I'd rather have somewhat less production but better work ethic/attitude anyday...but that's just me.

  • For that matter - Free Agent Losses (98-01) and (02-06)...I'll be starting the Yancy Thigpen fan club shortly...also, let the record state that the Steelers let Mike Vrabel slip away.

  • Santonionioniono...

  • Care For a Beverage Mr. Cotter?

  • The Cowher era personnel poaching continues...although I guess technically it's not poaching if they're no longer with the team...whatever, I'll still call it poaching. Makes me wonder, who are Whis/Grimm going to go after next? I hear Andre Frazier can be had for a price...shh, don't tell Cincinnati

  • Oh yeah, Joey Porter plead guilty to assaulting Levi Jones...his dogs on the other hand plead no contest