September 19, 2008

Meeting People Is Easy...


Ok, so at one point these things were just four or five people. Then they grew to six or seven as my Photoshop prowess gained steam. Now it's just starting to get disgusting. 14 panelists this week, including some you just might know...like, maybe.

They are...

1. Rob Iracane - Deadspin's comment ombudsman and brains behind Walkoff Walk. Flagging bush league commenters for the greater good.

2. Jason McIntyre - The Big Lead's head editorial genius and shark enthusiast.

3. Fun Sheriff - Of Lion In Oil fame. Shhhh, it's not a sports blog...

4. Cecilio's Scribe - 1/3 of The Legend of Cecilio Guante...none too pleased with Toronto either.

5. THE Jim - Sportsocracy n'at.

6. Mike Frazer - Currently, The Steel Tradition. Formerly, Steelers blog pioneer at Steelerwatch.

7. Tecmo - The yin to our pregame show extravaganza's yang. I don't believe he needs much introduction 'round here.

8. Cotter's Dad - Comprises 75% of Coors Brewing Company's annual net revenue.

9. Nate - All I'm going to say is Nate introduced himself to Tecmo and I by offering a conspiracy theory involving Tom Brady. Resist the urge, Tobiathan...

10. Christy - Because this panel need's a woman's touch...or something.

11. Random Asshole - He's instructed me to tell you he's now infused with more randomness than ever. No word on whether the asshole quotient has increased proportionately.

12. The Immortal Silky Johnson - This has really been his week to shine, what with the Steelers heading to Philly this weekend.

13. Domski - Did I ever tell you guys about the time Domski ate four McDonald's fruit parfaits in one sitting? Thought so. Never gets old.

14. Me - Nerd Alert!

So without further ado, click below to enlarge...


And yeah, I'd love to sit here and make jokes all night. But it's 1 AM, I've spent the last four hours Photoshopping, and only drank one beer. I'll have to make it up to you in the comments.

See you on the internets, you animals.

13 comments:

Joey Porter’s Pit Bulls said...

STELLAR lineup this week! Keep up the great work.

The Immortal Silky Johnson said...

I hope that Rob doesn't flag me for Bush Leagueness.

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Cotter said...

No Silky, I am flagging you for bush leagueness...take that!

jppb ~ Thanks for the compliment, brotha! I'm loving it myself. Great contributions by some great writers this week!

Anonymous said...

Damn, that's one huge panel this week. Like, Santonio-sized huge.

Anonymous said...

I love that your dad is The Dude. Fuckin' A, I got a rash, man.

Cotter said...

jim ~ For all intents and purposes, he is The Dude in real life too...but with significantly less hair...sorry, Dad.

TheStarterWife said...

There needs to be some sort of death match to get this grid down to size.

Anonymous said...

MPIE is fun - but are there always questions about other dudes' "Rod Woodsons?"

Unknown said...

Opinions are like assholes: no one pays attention to them unless they stink.

Wait, that's not right...

Anonymous said...

Mike-

I think that's "Opinions are like assholes: everybody's got one, and nobody wants to see yours"

Derr..uh..maybe? Or is that just what everybody tells *me*?

Whatever.

Thanks for putting me on the highly-publicized MPIE, Cotter. Good thing i'm used to being a red-headed step-child, locked in a dark, dank basement until there's dirty work to do...

Seriously tho: nice panel gang!

And i wish my dad had been more like The Dude and less like GunnySgt. Hartman (FMJ/Kubrick/1987)...oh well..some guys have all the luck..

Anonymous said...

BTW Cotter-

You woulda won that ten-spot ;-)

Cotter said...

tsw ~ THUNDERDOME! Yes, for the sake of my sanity, this thing needs to get trimmed a bit. But how can I deny anyone the opportunity to be heard. I mean, that's like against the 1st amendment and shit...am I wrong?

nate ~ While that's the first time I've ever had a dick question, and presumably the last, I make no guarantees...

mike ~ Can't really argue with that logic. I think that may even be part of Einstein's theory of relativity...err...maybe not.

tobiathan ~ Ten spot? I think I'm missing something here...