September 19, 2008

AFC North Headline of the Day...

Ok, well the headline above is today's "featured" nugget. I mean, talk about clash of the titans. God, I think it's pretty clear that this game hinges on Josh Cribbs and Yamon Figurs....uh, yeah. Who's Yamon Figurs, again? Kidding...but you see my point, no doubt.

However, in addition to the above, I've also been collecting some Browns headlines all week that just might have you rolling with laughter. Here they are in no particular order...

Methinks this one may take on new meaning should the Browns lose on Sunday. Pray for a loss. I want to destroy Brady Quinn on December 28!

No one escapes Cleveland's scorn! Least of all the man at the helm...Hey man, here's a tip - score touchdowns, not field goals. Write that one down.

To be fair - the Clowns always make me sick to my stomach. But apparently that disease is spreading to Cleveland faithful as well. Which reminds link of the week = click here.

And while these are ample, perhaps you thirst for more...

Halle-friggin'-lujah! [Post-Gazette]

Big Ben = The new black...I mean, Tom Brady [ESPN]

Steely McGnome has spoken...Steelers - 41 | Eagles - 24 [Dug E. Fresh Rants]

Spotlight on Donovan McNabb...something new and different for him [On The Black Side]

This is what happens Larry, when you turn your back on your hometown attention, Domski [Deuce of Davenport]


random asshole said...

Not that it's at all relevant to football, but that last linked story reminded me exactly of something much funnier that happened several weeks ago. (Watch the short video, too, if you can.)

Joey Porter’s Pit Bulls said...

Watch out LEB-OVSKI, or we cut off your JOHNSON!

Cotter said...

random asshole ~ Did you notice one of the items stolen was a $1500 cell phone. What, was that shit made out of 24 karat gold? Who has a $1500 cell phone? And why would you ever pay that much for something you're just going to recycle in six months? Jesus. I'd call him a D-bag, but that'd be an understatement...PS - didn't see the shorter vid...where is it?

jppb ~ I think it's officially Lebowski day here at OFTOT, what with my Dad in MPIE and that last little covert reference...then again, everyday is Lebowski day at OFTOT, I guess.