Meeting People Is Easy...

Well friends, it's Friday...and you know what that means? Yeah, yeah, the beer bong. But later. For now, you'll just have to settle for Meeting People Is Easy...again.

The good news, however, is we've got a top notch crew to handle the tough questions today. They've come from the farthest reaches of the internets just to give you all a glimpse into their massive banks of creativity. Or whether they'd prefer the Steelers O-Line over traffic cones. But I'm not going to split hairs.

And now for your starting lineup...

1. AJ Daulerio ~ I mean, I've never heard of this character, but people keep telling me about this "Deadspin" blog. Apparently it's some sort of big time sports blog where they talk about balls a lot...Yeah, no introduction needed, I assume.

2. Doug ~ If you've never hit on205th.com, I strongly urge you to add it to your daily "reading list." Ok, so I go for the pictures too. But you know what I mean.

3. The Starter Wife ~ I don't believe we've ever discussed it here at OFTOT, but in a last minute stroke of genius, TSW benched Michael Turner for Ricky Williams during Week 1 of the Steelers Blogger Thunderdome Fantasy League.

4. Holly ~ H to the izz O, you've all met Holly before. She thinks the Jeff Saturday injury is the most pressing of the currently relevant Colts matters, and I can't disagree with that.

5. Harvey Bars ~ I had to personally apologize to him for making a severely amateur comment on this post. What can I say, shit's rough nowadays.

6. The Chief ~ Recently ended his brief blogging moratorium, just in time for Big Ben to get sacked EIGHT TIMES (I don't know, have we talked about that yet this week?). By the way, Chief, someday you'll have to explain to me where you found a video of Celine Dion and Anastasia...and um, WHY you found it...

7. Notgomu ~ Has strong concerns about Mike Tomlin's ability to whup that ass.

8. Sheena Beaston ~ Seems to think that just because a couple of 20 something dudes choose to tape a pregame show for their respective Steelers blogs on a Saturday night that somehow makes them less dateable. Hey, listen up Sheena, chicks dig nerds, ok. That's a fact. You can't argue it.

9. Tobiathan ~ Sparked some major OFTOT controversy with the revelation that he doesn't like Mike Tomlin. Also, I finally discovered how Tobiathan knows so much about tactical folding knives and main battle tanks...but I'm going to have to cite attorney-client privilege on that one.

10. Lori ~ Gotta respect anyone who names their fantasy team, "The Mulleteers," right? Coincidentally, that picture reminded me that no one had a mullet like Jagr.

11. Me ~ Nothing to see here...

Aw hell, I done introduced 'em enough. Let's get this show on the road. As usual, click to enlarge...


Oh, and one more thing - fathers don't let your daughters sons grow up to be sluts Matt Millen. Write that down.

Meeting People Is Easy...

Alright jagoffs, it's Friday. And thank God for that. But besides the sheer bliss of knowing that at approximately 5:30 PM (3:30 PM if lunch consists of two or more beers) the weekend begins, it's also time for Meeting People Is Easy. Yet again, I've overextended myself, and so we've got 13 panelists today. But that's ok, just means more people to easily "meet."

So this week's panel is as follows...

1. Larry Brown ~ Gets way better emails than Cotter.

2. Tirico Suave ~ Specifically, Harvey Bars, who offered an interesting new feature idea for Head Coach '10...

3. The Sports Hernia ~ F'ing good ass satire. I mean, this is a solid 10 right here.

4. Joey Porter's Pit Bulls ~ Dr. Pit Bulls has prescribed Cotter a case of IC Light and a flask of Whiskey for Sunday's game.

5. Dug E. Fresh ~ Next time I'm in his neck of the woods, I'm fully pilfering Steely McGnome...daddy needs a new pair of shoes.

6. The Immortal Silky Johnson ~ Probably needs no formal introduction. Still loves TO...

7. Notgomu ~ I still can't believe he got every good Steeler...except the D. In an AUTODRAFT!

8. Marc ~ About to become Cotter's next kill in the OFTOT fantasy league.

9. Matt ~ Shares Tecmo and Cotter's displacement woes (living in Manhattan).

10. Jup ~ Ahem, ahem, and I quote..."Karma is a bitch for running up the score on everybody last year when they could of put Cassel into get some experience. Now they have to throw him to the wolves. I love it. fuck em."

11. Drewsifer ~ Eagles fan, part of Cotter's hetero life mate crew.

12. Tobiathan ~ AKA Steelbiathan, Cheddarbiathan, Liveblogiathan, and Rich Rodriguez.

13. Me ~ I make it rain [photoshop] like Pac Man, bitches.

And now that we've exchanged pleasantries, I give you this week's free for all. As always, click the image to enlarge...


Alright guys, good talk. See you out there.