Holy blog-star studded Meeting People Is Easy, Batman! We've got muchos more participants this week than ever before...because I overbooked. But hey, the more the merrier. At least that's what Phil Savage said about no talent free agent signings this offseason.
Anyways, since it took me damn near three and a half hours to do the visual work on this, I'm gonna keep my commentary here to a minimum.
This weeks ESTEEMED panel is...
Vitals - 6'2", 6'6" with the afro
Credentials - Kissing Suzy Kolber, DC Steeler Nation, and former at Some small time Newspaper in D.C. (which I will not link to in protest)
Recent Achievements - Added new contributor on DC Steeler Nation
HUGGING HAROLD REYNOLDS
Turn-Ons - Candlelit dinners on the beach...and baseball cards
Credentials - Hugging Harold Reynolds, Gem Mint Ten
Words to Live By - "Let's Hug It Out, Bitch"
Favorite Snack - Grubs, and boogers
Credentials - Deuce of Davenport
Positive Contribution to Society - Advocating for cheerleaders in baseball
DUG E. FRESH
Beach of Choice - Ocean City(?)
Credentials - Dug E. Fresh's Rants, Get Fresh Designs
Current Whereabouts - Amish Country, PA
Misguided Affiliation - Indianapolis Colts
Credentials - EDSBS, Contributer at Yahoo's College Football blog, Snarktastic, former at Ladies..., and friend of TSW
Drug of Choice - Obviously Crystal Meth (see "Misguided Affiliation")
JOEY PORTER'S PIT BULLS
Fantasy Football? - None, thanks
Credentials - Joey Porter's Pit Bulls
Olympic Reflections - Kashmir would have been too explosive for the closing ceremonies
His Ultimate Downfall - Jabbing Cotter on Meeting People Is Easy
Credentials - Avid OFTOT'r...and Licensed to Ill
Projected Fantasy Points - 7 (total...for the season)
Weaponry of Choice - Tactical folding knives, industrial tanks, Rollerblades
Credentials - Avid OFTOT'r and live blogger
Sports Hero - Rich Rodriguez
Gameday Jersey Choice - Hines Ward #86 Home Jersey
Credentials - PSAMP, and recipient of this summer's coveted "not drinking" award
Latest Hair-Brained Scheme - Agitate Peter King
Needs Improvement - Bladder control on the NJ Turnpike
Credentials - Avid OFTOT'r, and way too much more than can be quantified here...like, being Cotter's hetero life mate...
Over/Under on Drop/Add Fantasy Transactions - 592
Guilty Pleasure - Mojitos...and Hillary Duff
Credentials - OFTOT, The Dude Abides, Rockstarforhire
Voted in High School - Least likely to grow facial hair
But enough about me, let's talk about
you this weeks answers. As usual, if anything is blurry or illegible, get a magnifying glass click below to enlarge...I highly recommend it...
Feel free to also give us your answers in the comments...
/I'm just gonna go over here and get this beer bong ready...three day weekend, deviants.
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