September 26, 2008

Meeting People Is Easy...


Well friends, it's Friday...and you know what that means? Yeah, yeah, the beer bong. But later. For now, you'll just have to settle for Meeting People Is Easy...again.

The good news, however, is we've got a top notch crew to handle the tough questions today. They've come from the farthest reaches of the internets just to give you all a glimpse into their massive banks of creativity. Or whether they'd prefer the Steelers O-Line over traffic cones. But I'm not going to split hairs.

And now for your starting lineup...

1. AJ Daulerio ~ I mean, I've never heard of this character, but people keep telling me about this "Deadspin" blog. Apparently it's some sort of big time sports blog where they talk about balls a lot...Yeah, no introduction needed, I assume.

2. Doug ~ If you've never hit on205th.com, I strongly urge you to add it to your daily "reading list." Ok, so I go for the pictures too. But you know what I mean.

3. The Starter Wife ~ I don't believe we've ever discussed it here at OFTOT, but in a last minute stroke of genius, TSW benched Michael Turner for Ricky Williams during Week 1 of the Steelers Blogger Thunderdome Fantasy League.

4. Holly ~ H to the izz O, you've all met Holly before. She thinks the Jeff Saturday injury is the most pressing of the currently relevant Colts matters, and I can't disagree with that.

5. Harvey Bars ~ I had to personally apologize to him for making a severely amateur comment on this post. What can I say, shit's rough nowadays.

6. The Chief ~ Recently ended his brief blogging moratorium, just in time for Big Ben to get sacked EIGHT TIMES (I don't know, have we talked about that yet this week?). By the way, Chief, someday you'll have to explain to me where you found a video of Celine Dion and Anastasia...and um, WHY you found it...

7. Notgomu ~ Has strong concerns about Mike Tomlin's ability to whup that ass.

8. Sheena Beaston ~ Seems to think that just because a couple of 20 something dudes choose to tape a pregame show for their respective Steelers blogs on a Saturday night that somehow makes them less dateable. Hey, listen up Sheena, chicks dig nerds, ok. That's a fact. You can't argue it.

9. Tobiathan ~ Sparked some major OFTOT controversy with the revelation that he doesn't like Mike Tomlin. Also, I finally discovered how Tobiathan knows so much about tactical folding knives and main battle tanks...but I'm going to have to cite attorney-client privilege on that one.

10. Lori ~ Gotta respect anyone who names their fantasy team, "The Mulleteers," right? Coincidentally, that picture reminded me that no one had a mullet like Jagr.

11. Me ~ Nothing to see here...

Aw hell, I done introduced 'em enough. Let's get this show on the road. As usual, click to enlarge...


Oh, and one more thing - fathers don't let your daughters sons grow up to be sluts Matt Millen. Write that down.

12 comments:

tobiathan rocks it old-school too said...

Mudhoney- nicely played. Made me look back thru the ol' CD pile. I'm listening to "Piece of Cake" right now:

No End In Sight

Indeed, Mr. Arm. Indeed.

I coulda said The Melvins too. Or Jesus Lizard. What awesome times those were...but a real shame about Mia.

tobiathan is full of warm fuzziness, among other things said...

Oh, and Cotter: the technical terminology would be more precisely "main battle tanks". I'm afraid inductrial tanks are those big cylindrical things full of pro-pane. Just ask Hank Hill...

Great job on MPIE as usual. I love this feature. It makes me feel so close to everyone....

Neal Coolong said...

I love it, Cotter, here I am, excited about having the Post-Gazette tease my last post, and you've got the editor of Deadspin on your weekly feature...to quote Col. Nathan R. Jessup:

"Well don't I feel like the f*ckin' a$$hole..."

Sheena Beaston said...

See it's not so much the taping of a show that is the kicker

It's more the 20-something year old dudes with lots of black and gold toys around them that might deter the opposite sex

(and who am I to kid...I rock one of those satin Steelers jackets made/sized for 9 year old boys when I watch the games, which is probably why I don't exactly have the guys lined up around the block)

random asshole said...

Cotter, chicks dig rich nerds. I guess that leaves you out of luck.

The Immortal Silky Johnson said...

I'm really impressed that the "Head Bitch in charge" has brought her leadership skills from the NHL to the NFL!

Jolly Good Show

Harvey Bars said...

That's perfectly fine Cotter. Amateur comments fit in perfectly on amateur blogs.

Sincerely,
The Long-Winded King of the Footnotes

Holly said...

OK, I totally would have said Nirvana, had I been forced to actually answer. whew.

Cotter said...

Holy baby Jesus, I gotta catch up!

tobiathan ~ #1, The Melvins! Nice. #2, Fixed! Industrial Tanks, what the hell do I know? Haha...

neal ~ Haha, what can I say man, I work hard for the money...er...panelist(s). Plus, I haven't gotten a link from BNG all week. So consider yourself lucky!

sheena ~ Satin jacket = Awesome. In fact, if you still lived in Pittsburgh, that might get you revered as some sort of goddess.

random asshole ~ HA! Financial aid, dude. What now?

silky ~ I'm not going to lie, I have no idea what that comment means.

hb ~ Haha, dude, if it's hilarious, I will get it in somehow. Nothing wrong with footnotes. They're worth the extra scrolling!

holly ~ You're officially being forced to answer. /cue Jeopardy theme...

Holly said...

Does this count? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qxWGr8VhzQ

Cotter said...

Sure, why not?

I'm still wondering how I found that shit so funny/entertaining when I was little.

The Immortal Silky Johnson said...

Cotter~ Deadspin, Tirico Suave, before you know it your'e going to be like who's this a**hole Silky? Furthermore, why shy should I ever put him on MPIE?
Can you hear my heart breaking? I kid, I kid. Excellent showing today. I needed a pick me up. It's dreary in Philadelphia contrary to what those bastards at FX are always saying. Lori knows what I was referring to earlier.

Looking forward to this weeks Unamed Steelers pregame show. I'll enjoy with a glass of bourbon. This glass is for you. I know you aren't drinking.