If You Photoshop It, They Will Come..

Hmmm...So here's the situation - your team's facing a team it's already faced and beaten months before. There are some injuries to worry about, but largely the game will hinge on the team's Offense (or lack thereof...). What's a self-respecting blogger to write about, then?

Well, I don't know. Why don't you go ask a self-respecting blogger?

Because this blogger right here has decided to put together a few photoshops he finds to be rather entertaining. That and nothing more. Would you like to see them?

Sweet.

No guac, let's rock...


Unexplainable. There are no words.

But for the record, this is the original...

It's sickening how much better I look in a bikini than Domski. I got that shit, no contest. Hawaiian Tropic style.

Moving right along...

Anchorman was set in San Diego, these guys are from San Diego...you do the math. Left to right there, you've got Gates, Rivers, Tomlinson and good ol' Norv.

What else?

Steely McUltimateWarrior vs. The San Diego Chicken. This shit's for all the marbles.

And finally...

So I asked Domski, the veritable expert of 20 something dudes on Harry Potter, if Norv Turner were a Harry Potter character, which would he be? His answer was some dude named Dumbledore. Not having read any of the books, I couldn't tell you who that is, but that's Norv as him above.

I'd love to offer y'all something better this morning, but what do you want? There's exactly shit for news. Honestly, give me ideas for photoshops in the comments and I'll do that. I don't even care. Whatevs.

PS - Wanna hear something depressing? Check out the first line of this Pittsburgh AP story - "The Pittsburgh Steelers are committing the most turnovers of any team left in the NFL playoffs, are getting sacked more often and scoring the fewest points."

PPS - Wanna hear something even more depressing? Check this Pittsburgh AP story out...

Awesome. Swollen head. Good times. And again with the motorcycle pot shots? Jesus.

Trib's got their shit together...

No, they don't. You couldn't have come up with a better caption? This one is bush league.

So guys, we've got a game in a few days. What's up with the Steelers lives? Shit, what's up with your lives? You guys got anything you'd like to talk about? Help me out, here.

Philip Rivers Is The Answer...

You know what the problem is? I've figured it out. See, the problem is not that we're injured. Or predictable on Offense. Or stubborn. Or Bruce Arians. It's that I haven't written a completely ridiculous post about one of our opponents in a while. Semi-ridiculous, yes. That pretty much describes the majority of posts here. But not completely ridiculous. Those have been sparse of late.

Things started off strong this season. I was joking about everything. But now that we've hit this rough patch, I haven't really joked as much. Well, I mean, I guess everyday is pretty much a joke here at OFTOT. Most days the joke's on you guys for reading this crap, but whatever. Have I ever mentioned that I appreciate your support?

So, but I got to thinking, what could I write about that would lighten things up? What would be a classic OFTOT post in this particular situation?

Then I sat for a moment, wheels in my head turning like the cartwheels of a little girl at recess, and it hit me - I'll play a little game of, "What Is Philip Rivers Saying?"

I think you can pretty much see where this is going.

So I'm just gonna get on with it.


Yeah, in a minute, Ref. This chick is about to show us the goods!


Blue Steel.


I am yelling so hard right now. Look at how hard I'm yelling. So. Hard.


Oh no, buddy. YOU are bringing the fruit salad. I've got the bundt cake.


Philip Rivers' Thought Stream = "That's right, I'm Philip Rivers, bitch!"


...Wait a minute...this isn't... Good one, Google Images. You jokers, you.


HHHHHEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYOOOOOUUUUUUUU GGGGGUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYSSSSSSS!!!!!!!


Yo, I just farted in Merriman's helmet. High five! That dude's a prick!

So I'm gonna let Domski talk about football in the comments now. I have nothing of substantive value to add.

Except the Mike Tomlin quote of the day followed by a quick OFTOT retort, that is...Enjoy!

Tomlin on the importance of special-teams play this Sunday against the Chargers:

That element of the game has to be a winning edge for us. We've got to be ready to negate that element of their game.

Yeah, no shit, Mike. Ideally you'd like to negate that element of everyone's game. It's part of winning, dude. Oh, Tomlin. I love you, man!

Right, and Ben practiced yesterday. So there's that too.