January 8, 2009

If You Photoshop It, They Will Come..

Hmmm...So here's the situation - your team's facing a team it's already faced and beaten months before. There are some injuries to worry about, but largely the game will hinge on the team's Offense (or lack thereof...). What's a self-respecting blogger to write about, then?

Well, I don't know. Why don't you go ask a self-respecting blogger?

Because this blogger right here has decided to put together a few photoshops he finds to be rather entertaining. That and nothing more. Would you like to see them?

Sweet.

No guac, let's rock...


Unexplainable. There are no words.

But for the record, this is the original...

It's sickening how much better I look in a bikini than Domski. I got that shit, no contest. Hawaiian Tropic style.

Moving right along...

Anchorman was set in San Diego, these guys are from San Diego...you do the math. Left to right there, you've got Gates, Rivers, Tomlinson and good ol' Norv.

What else?

Steely McUltimateWarrior vs. The San Diego Chicken. This shit's for all the marbles.

And finally...

So I asked Domski, the veritable expert of 20 something dudes on Harry Potter, if Norv Turner were a Harry Potter character, which would he be? His answer was some dude named Dumbledore. Not having read any of the books, I couldn't tell you who that is, but that's Norv as him above.

I'd love to offer y'all something better this morning, but what do you want? There's exactly shit for news. Honestly, give me ideas for photoshops in the comments and I'll do that. I don't even care. Whatevs.

PS - Wanna hear something depressing? Check out the first line of this Pittsburgh AP story - "The Pittsburgh Steelers are committing the most turnovers of any team left in the NFL playoffs, are getting sacked more often and scoring the fewest points."

PPS - Wanna hear something even more depressing? Check this Pittsburgh AP story out...

Awesome. Swollen head. Good times. And again with the motorcycle pot shots? Jesus.

Trib's got their shit together...

No, they don't. You couldn't have come up with a better caption? This one is bush league.

So guys, we've got a game in a few days. What's up with the Steelers lives? Shit, what's up with your lives? You guys got anything you'd like to talk about? Help me out, here.

20 comments:

Lori said...

Chris, you totally school me in bikinis.

You know at the clubs Big Ben's going to get a chick drunk and spin that story by replacing helmet with cup.

big TC said...

LMAO, i love the anchor man pic.

i just got back from a AC/DC concert in pittsburgh. fucking insane! im still deaf. i herd jeff reed was their sporting his new doooo.

Get Fresh Designs said...

anchorman pic is awesome.

domski43 said...

phillip rivers' facial expressions are incredible. so is the mcbeam vs. chicken cage match.

i think its time to talk about dinosaurs again. What is your favorite dinosaur and why?

or

do any steelers resemble a particular dinosaur?

Cotter said...

Thanks guys!

lori ~ That's what she said?

tc ~ AC/DC concert > Most other shit. That's awesome, man! I'll bet it was bad ass.

Oh, and I thought of one more joke about Ben's helmet problem. It, well, brings new meaning to Fathead. Wow, now that I say it, it doesn't sound so funny. Oh well, whatevs.

Cotter said...

domski ~ I'll be sure to put something together as soon as I can. Tyrannosaurus Jeff [Reed]? Veloci-IkeTaylor? HeathMillerasaurus?

Vern said...

I think LaDainian Tomlinson resembles a Clitorisaurus.

tecmo said...

I am scarred from the Anchorman pic

tecmo said...

I am scarred from the Anchorman pic

Noah said...

How bout Gala-meweldemoore.

Helmet too small? Well, then get a bigger one. Not that big of a deal, right?

matt said...

So, not only is Ben fat, he's stupid for not switching his helmet.

Just get er dun on Sunday "Sasso" (borrowed from Tec).

ladi_izz said...

The Anchorman pic is EPIC! But "boo" to Dumblenorv. If Norv Turner was a HP character, it has to be someone that's inept when in total control (HC), but really good at one specific skill (OC). I have no idea what the equivalent is, but it's not Dumbledore.

/Calls HPA sponsor due to relapse.

Harvey Bars said...

I'm not familiar with all this harrypottery and whatnot but you would think there'd be a spell in existence somewhere that clears up godawful complexions.

Cotter said...

Blame Canada, I mean Domski on that one. I know nothing of this Harry Potter business.

/casts spell of confusion

Cotter said...

HB ~ Dammit man, you posted your comment while I was composing mine. Shit. Anyways, I think that spell is called Proactiv. We should put him in touch with Jessica Simpson.

tecmo said...

INCENDIO!

/looked up hp spells on wikipedia so i wouldn't be left out.
/has no idea what that means

shawnk said...

love the cage match pic....

no post yet on the Browns new coach?

Cotter said...

Check back in exactly 16 minutes!

ladi_izz said...

Incendio = Fire

DAMMIT!

/Redials

random asshole said...

My favorite dinosaur is Marty Schottenheimer. If only the Browns re-hired him, we could make fun of the Browns and talk about dinosaurs in the same sentence!

Alas, the world is not that easy.