If You Photoshop It, They Will Come..

Hmmm...So here's the situation - your team's facing a team it's already faced and beaten months before. There are some injuries to worry about, but largely the game will hinge on the team's Offense (or lack thereof...). What's a self-respecting blogger to write about, then?

Well, I don't know. Why don't you go ask a self-respecting blogger?

Because this blogger right here has decided to put together a few photoshops he finds to be rather entertaining. That and nothing more. Would you like to see them?

Sweet.

No guac, let's rock...


Unexplainable. There are no words.

But for the record, this is the original...

It's sickening how much better I look in a bikini than Domski. I got that shit, no contest. Hawaiian Tropic style.

Moving right along...

Anchorman was set in San Diego, these guys are from San Diego...you do the math. Left to right there, you've got Gates, Rivers, Tomlinson and good ol' Norv.

What else?

Steely McUltimateWarrior vs. The San Diego Chicken. This shit's for all the marbles.

And finally...

So I asked Domski, the veritable expert of 20 something dudes on Harry Potter, if Norv Turner were a Harry Potter character, which would he be? His answer was some dude named Dumbledore. Not having read any of the books, I couldn't tell you who that is, but that's Norv as him above.

I'd love to offer y'all something better this morning, but what do you want? There's exactly shit for news. Honestly, give me ideas for photoshops in the comments and I'll do that. I don't even care. Whatevs.

PS - Wanna hear something depressing? Check out the first line of this Pittsburgh AP story - "The Pittsburgh Steelers are committing the most turnovers of any team left in the NFL playoffs, are getting sacked more often and scoring the fewest points."

PPS - Wanna hear something even more depressing? Check this Pittsburgh AP story out...

Awesome. Swollen head. Good times. And again with the motorcycle pot shots? Jesus.

Trib's got their shit together...

No, they don't. You couldn't have come up with a better caption? This one is bush league.

So guys, we've got a game in a few days. What's up with the Steelers lives? Shit, what's up with your lives? You guys got anything you'd like to talk about? Help me out, here.