[Unnamed] Steelers Pregame Show - Super Bowl Episode...

Congratulations guys. We made it to gameday without any significant physical or emotional injury (although, maybe I should wait until AFTER you watch the show to say that definitively).

That said, there's still a good six and a half hours until this thing kicks off. Plenty of time for a cardiac arrest. So if you need something to keep you preoccupied, besides the show of course, I'd refer to yesterday's Week In Review post. Highly recommended activity = "read up on how to get yourself out of quicksand." Because, let's be honest, you never know when you're going to stumble into some fierce quicksand...

Nervousness is reaching epic levels.

But at the same time, frankly, I, for one, am fired up!

Let's dine on bird once again and complete our six pack!

Gameday poem nonsense going up around 2. Be sure to stop back for that, and pray at the altar of Benjamin the Great.

Also, big ups to my buddy Joy for throwing some karma our way. Twice!

Plus we've got a couple of other things going for us...

Any of you who are fans of Primanti's on Facebook will have seen this, but whatev.


Ben's harnessing his chi.


Shout out to Matt's parents for sending him this, and then to Matt for sending it to me. Solid equation right there.

Time to make the doughnuts, kids.

HERE WE GO, STEELERS!!! HERE WE GO!!!


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[Unnamed] Steelers Pregame Show - Post Season Episode 2...

Show's rather long this week. Actually, could've been even longer, but I figured we'd probably lose y'all after three or four minutes anyhow, so I cut it down a little.

In other news, I've just about had it with HaterTube. They disabled the audio for the show immediately upon first upload because we're still using Cleveland Rocks. So, in order to enable y'all to hear the rest of the video, I had to cut it without the song. Just play the song along with it in your head.

Had enough beer last night to last me for a good two or three years. Good thing we brought the breathalyzer. A big thanks to Notgomu for making it out, and bestowing a sick Mean Joe shirt on me!

Nervousness reaching all time highs...

I'm gonna go take a nap now.

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[Unnamed] Steelers Pregame Show - Post Season Episode 1 Outtake Reel...

Holy longest post title ever, Batman! We gotta rename this damn show.

Oh, speaking of the show, you may have noticed there's no audio for yesterday's episode. Apparently NOW, after months of making these damn things with the same intro, YouTube has flagged and disabled the audio because we use "Cleveland Rocks." Obviously this is warranted because we're completely screwing that legendary band, The Presidents of the United States of America out of money by performing our own version of the last 30 seconds of a song they wrote for the beginning of a TV show starring Drew Carey, on which it was played about 800,000 times. What a couple of assholes we are.

I hate big record labels almost as much as I hate Terrell Suggs. And that's a lot.

Attention PUSA's record label - WE DON'T MAKE SHIT OFF OF THIS, AND QUITE FRANKLY, I THINK OUR SCENE ACTUALLY MADE THE SONG BETTER! SO GET OFF OUR NUTS!

Anyways, we'll have to figure something out on that front for next week. But until then, enjoy the random sequence of ridiculous shit above. Oh, and in case you missed it yesterday, our adventures in widescreen are too much for my blogger template to comprehend. So I'd recommend watching this at YouTube, where you can actually see the whole set. OR you could watch the same nonsense that I've got here, over at PSaMP. Either way.

Survey says - Our brains are deteriorating faster than Usain Bolt runs. By next week, we may not even be speaking English, but rather some strange slurring nonsense that sounds like it could be English if there wasn't pea soup where our brains should be.

No intro, no credits, no brains? Why should you watch this?

Don't look at me, I laugh at everything.

Whatever. Hopefully you were able to enjoy the show AND now the outtakes.

Cheers!