[Unnamed] Steelers Pregame Show - Super Bowl Episode...

Congratulations guys. We made it to gameday without any significant physical or emotional injury (although, maybe I should wait until AFTER you watch the show to say that definitively).

That said, there's still a good six and a half hours until this thing kicks off. Plenty of time for a cardiac arrest. So if you need something to keep you preoccupied, besides the show of course, I'd refer to yesterday's Week In Review post. Highly recommended activity = "read up on how to get yourself out of quicksand." Because, let's be honest, you never know when you're going to stumble into some fierce quicksand...

Nervousness is reaching epic levels.

But at the same time, frankly, I, for one, am fired up!

Let's dine on bird once again and complete our six pack!

Gameday poem nonsense going up around 2. Be sure to stop back for that, and pray at the altar of Benjamin the Great.

Also, big ups to my buddy Joy for throwing some karma our way. Twice!

Plus we've got a couple of other things going for us...

Any of you who are fans of Primanti's on Facebook will have seen this, but whatev.


Ben's harnessing his chi.


Shout out to Matt's parents for sending him this, and then to Matt for sending it to me. Solid equation right there.

Time to make the doughnuts, kids.

HERE WE GO, STEELERS!!! HERE WE GO!!!


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[Unnamed] Steelers Pregame Show - Post Season Episode 2...

Show's rather long this week. Actually, could've been even longer, but I figured we'd probably lose y'all after three or four minutes anyhow, so I cut it down a little.

In other news, I've just about had it with HaterTube. They disabled the audio for the show immediately upon first upload because we're still using Cleveland Rocks. So, in order to enable y'all to hear the rest of the video, I had to cut it without the song. Just play the song along with it in your head.

Had enough beer last night to last me for a good two or three years. Good thing we brought the breathalyzer. A big thanks to Notgomu for making it out, and bestowing a sick Mean Joe shirt on me!

Nervousness reaching all time highs...

I'm gonna go take a nap now.

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Nobody Tell Me What Happened on The Sopranos!

I haven't seen it yet! Can you believe that? Only the next biggest television event to the Super Bowl and I didn't get to see it because I was driving back from PA to Hoboken...well, technically I would've been able to watch it when I got back because I DVR'd it. But since I've got at least 5 real estate agents in and out of my current apartment every day, and one of them flipped the switch that turns off my cable box...you get the idea...bunch of dicks...

Anyways, sorry no hard hitting analysis today, but lots of fun news nonetheless. Consequently I promise at least 3 of my posts this week should have some sort of substantial value (not like this bullshit)

• Dan Rooney - Two out of Four ESPN "experts" (and of course the term is used loosely) agree - Best NFL Owner. Rooney says "if you think I'm cute you should have seen my daddy."


• News Flash - LeCharles Bentley is still a $6 million waste of space...


• Whaddya Know, that boy Chad Johnson, he done outrun a horse (when spotted half the track)...


• Watch Out Strippers, Shaun Rogers will grope you...but everybody else will keep their hands off...er...some other people...might...keep their hands...seriously, who am I kidding?


• Drew Brees Live at Folsom Prison...you think Odell Thurman made it?


• Just another reason why you should never be your own agent...