Leave It To A Browns Fan...

Apparently some garbage "newspaper" out in Phoenix, calling itself the Phoenix New-Times, ran a story just before the Super Bowl titled, "Talking (to) Trash." And as you might imagine from it's oh so subtle suggestiveness, that headline refers to the writers view that we Steelers fans are "trash."

The whole thing is basically a bulleted list of some pretty out of line insults that Cardinals fans could throw at Steelers fans, which I'm willing to bet was probably necessary since Arizona's fan base seemed pretty ill equipped to do much of anything in a traditional fan sense.

I'm not even going to paste some of them on here they're so obnoxious (See: Invoking the name Kordell), but if you wanna get fired up, feel free to check them out yourself.

Some of the "tamer" ones were...

"You know what separates Cardinals fans from Steelers fans?" Then, open your mouth, point to your teeth and say, "They're all real, baby!"

"Big Ben's not gonna to remember his mama's face if he takes another big hit. He'll be hugging the first wrinkled skank in cut-offs he sees."

"You're drinking beer out of a cup? Security must've taken your Mason jar."

"Man, I'm surprised you can cheer so loud with black lung!" (Any authentic Steelers fan's got at least a cousin or two who's died from the terrible disease.)

Of course this hack is a Browns fan. Which, apparently because of the Browns consistent bed shitting, he feels entitles him to be an asshole.

Frankly, if my team were so miserable year after year I'd have a hard time talking shit to anyone. But as we well know, Browns fans are a highly irrational bunch devoid of logic, common sense, and decency.

I just find it rather amusing that this guy's a Browns fan and he's calling Steelers fans trash? He must not know any other Browns fans.

Be sure to read the comments. I'm pretty sure they're all from Steelers fans.

What a waste of internet space.

AFC North Headline Of The Day...

Ah yes, the Charlie Weis approach. Well played, Phil. If it works out for you as well as it worked out for him, you might actually have your job next year. Then again, Charlie Weis was completely apologetic about his team's ineptitude. How about you?

But, I don't really care about all that. In fact, I hope the Browns do bring back Savage. That just means a few more years of the Browns sucking, and who doesn't want that? Of course, they'd probably suck either way. After all, it is Cleveland. But I'll take established suckage over potential suckage every day of the week...and by the way, that's what she said.

Now, how about that whole e-mail scandal, Phil? What do you think about that mess?

Oh, yeah? So you're expecting people to forgive you for telling an angry fan to eff off because you've also sent countless emails that do not contain such an unsavory sentiment? Sorry dude, it doesn't work like that. But by making that comment in the first place, I'm guessing you already know that.

I doubt these links would save Savage's job, but go ahead and read them anyhow...

Were there ulterior motives for making Jordan Staal Assistant Captain of the Pens? [PSaMP]

WhatIfSports' prediction for Sunday? Cowboys - 21, Steelers - 17 [WhatIfSports.com]

Big Ben and Hines on The Plaxico Burress Show [KDKA]

Pac Man Jones' practice attire yesterday - shorts on top of blue pajama pants with Homer Simpson's face all over the legs and the phrase "I'm so smart." Indeed [Associated Press]

I agree, Sean. Talking on your cell phone while "on the toilet" is not cool. That's right up there with choosing the middle urinal when there's only three to pick from [Sean's Ramblings]

By the way, if anyone is interested in doing Meeting People Is Easy this week, here are the questions below. Just email my ass with your answers if you're on board - onefortheotherthumb@gmail.com...

1. Bigger Diva - Tony Romo or Jessica Simpson?
2. Beating the Patriots was ___________.
3. Charlie Weis, Romeo Crennel or Clay Aiken?
4. Favorite song to ROCK out to
5. Plaxico Burress?

Looking forward to your potential responses!

AFC North Headline Of The Day...

Aw, how cute. A couple of Browns fans started a website calling for Bill Cowher in Cleveland. How cute AND creative.

Oh, so 83 people have signed your online petition to bring Bill Cowher to Cleveland? Well shit, better call up the Chin now and let him know to start packing.

Seriously? No.

We know, Cowher cut his teeth as a Browns Special Teams Coach. Fine. Whatever. It's not like he's ever said anything about liking it. You go where you get an opportunity.

And ok, we get it, you're tired of losing and you think Romeo Crennel's to blame. What's that, you say? You need a Coach with fire? Oh, I thought you said you needed to fire a Coach.

Let me just see if I understand this. Your team was assembled largely by GM Phil Savage. Your Defense can't stop shit, despite Savage's "genius" moves to get Shaun Rogers from the Lions and Corey Williams from the Packers (see Jay Cutler, 447 yards passing). Your Offense, Brady Quinn's performance last Thursday notwithstanding, has been marked by dropped balls and injuries, including the one that's kept "premier" receiver Donte Stallworth on the sidelines for five out of your nine games. But you know what? You're right. This IS all Romeo Crennel's fault. God, I mean, even a trained monkey could win with this team.

Sounds like Browns fan logic.

More Coaches = More Super Bowls? Yes, of course. CHAMPIONSHIP!

I don't think I can top that. Just go ahead and read these links...

"Seriously, what was that?" [PSaMP]

Doug's over this losing crap [Dug E Fresh Rants]

Willie denies that he's injured...vows to play next week. Awesome, gimpy QB and gimpy RB...that oughta fix everything [ESPN]

Just in case you're a masochist... [Ballhype]

More bad karma for the Pats - Adalius Thomas likely done for the year [ESPN]

Help LJKC find a new job. Sorry, I missed this one last week [Superhero.]