AFC North Headline Of The Day...

Ah yes, the Charlie Weis approach. Well played, Phil. If it works out for you as well as it worked out for him, you might actually have your job next year. Then again, Charlie Weis was completely apologetic about his team's ineptitude. How about you?

But, I don't really care about all that. In fact, I hope the Browns do bring back Savage. That just means a few more years of the Browns sucking, and who doesn't want that? Of course, they'd probably suck either way. After all, it is Cleveland. But I'll take established suckage over potential suckage every day of the week...and by the way, that's what she said.

Now, how about that whole e-mail scandal, Phil? What do you think about that mess?

Oh, yeah? So you're expecting people to forgive you for telling an angry fan to eff off because you've also sent countless emails that do not contain such an unsavory sentiment? Sorry dude, it doesn't work like that. But by making that comment in the first place, I'm guessing you already know that.

I doubt these links would save Savage's job, but go ahead and read them anyhow...

Were there ulterior motives for making Jordan Staal Assistant Captain of the Pens? [PSaMP]

WhatIfSports' prediction for Sunday? Cowboys - 21, Steelers - 17 [WhatIfSports.com]

Big Ben and Hines on The Plaxico Burress Show [KDKA]

Pac Man Jones' practice attire yesterday - shorts on top of blue pajama pants with Homer Simpson's face all over the legs and the phrase "I'm so smart." Indeed [Associated Press]

I agree, Sean. Talking on your cell phone while "on the toilet" is not cool. That's right up there with choosing the middle urinal when there's only three to pick from [Sean's Ramblings]

By the way, if anyone is interested in doing Meeting People Is Easy this week, here are the questions below. Just email my ass with your answers if you're on board - onefortheotherthumb@gmail.com...

1. Bigger Diva - Tony Romo or Jessica Simpson?
2. Beating the Patriots was ___________.
3. Charlie Weis, Romeo Crennel or Clay Aiken?
4. Favorite song to ROCK out to
5. Plaxico Burress?

Looking forward to your potential responses!