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You Have A Tight End, But I Wanna Be Your Wide Receiver...

I actually thought I was done for the day after those two other posts, but then I found this gem below.

Taking Brady Quinn man-love to a new level, YouTube user Hockey247s, obviously a genius, made this video set to an equally impressive background song about the oft-noted man-love so many dudes (probably all in Cleveland) have for Brady.

I must admit, he does look pretty fierce in some of those shots...oops, now I've said too much.

Hatred, Ohio Be Thy Name...

Lest ye doubt the hatred AFC North fans have for each other and each other's teams, behold SteelersSuck.com.

Described as "New Castle, PA USA Browns fans," this band of Benedict Arnolds have apparently been operating in our backyard since 1997 and occupy such other creative domain names as "PittsburghSteelersSuck.com," "SteelersHaters.com," "SteelersSuckForum.com" and "TheHomeShoppingNetwork.com"...all of which will get you to the same destination.

But, hey, at least they've got a hot chick on the home page...[check her out]

Just for kicks, here's a few other domain names I think Browns fans should look into purchasing:

• www.6PlusDecadesOfMediocrityAndCounting.com


• www.BradyQuinnsHeterosexualHangout.com


• www.AtLeastWe'reNotConvicts.com


• www.OurMascotOughtToBeATurd.com (sorry, no link here, you'll just have to use your imagination)


• www.OneForTheRingFinger.com

Give me another hour and I'd fill this entire page...but for now I'll spare you. Any other suggestions feel free to get in on the action.

Monday Morning Honesty...

Because, as Mean Rob astutely points out, it's never too early to hate on the Browns, here's a great joke Domski sent me over the weekend. I think it will bring a smile to most Steelers fans (and Pittsburghers in general) faces.

Without further ado ~
Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in Bethel Park when one is suddenly attacked by a rabid rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick and shoves it under the dogs collar, twists it breaking the dog's neck and saving his friend.

A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident. "Penguins Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.

"But I'm not a Penguins fan," the little hero replied.

"Sorry, since we are in Pittsburgh I just assumed you were," said the reporter and he starts writing again. "Steeler Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack."

"I'm not a Steelers fan either," the boy said.

"Oh, I assumed everyone in Pittsburgh was either for the Penguins or the Steelers. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.

"I'm a Browns fan," the child said.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Bastard From Ohio Kills Beloved Family Pet."