HOLD EVERYTHING!
STOP THE PRESSES!
Najeh Davenport, the man who is infamous for having shat in a young co-ed's closet while a student-athlete at the University of Miami (FLA), had his car stolen and totaled by some 22 year old degenerate yesterday.
Now, obviously you don't need me to tell you that this is major news.
I mean, even though the Steelers cut Davenport last season, twice if I'm not mistaken, clearly he'll be ingrained in the minds of Steelers fans for years to come because of his epic contributions to the team. So, naturally you all are probably incensed at the audacity of this clown, Rodney Green.
I know I am.
In other news, Allen Rossum was caught jerking it to an Olsen twins movie, Sean Mahan's vagina was touched inappropriately, and everyone continues to not care about Ricardo Colclough.
You're welcome for the update on hot news in the world of Steeler alums.
Sarcasm is palpable today...
Enjoy the rest of your Wednesday.
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May 20, 2009
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That's all good stuff. Mahan was a pussy.
Mahan = Rosie O'Donnell sized vag.
Seriously, I feel like a failure having even blogged about this today.
I suppose the proposal to expand the Rooney Rule might have been a more interesting and timely topic. But let's be honest, NFL owners shouldn't need a rule to tell them they should be interviewing minority candidates for both their Coaching AND GM positions.
Besides, that sounds way to intellectual for this blog.
What is going on in Hank Poteat's lifeblog?
I think he's a Brown?
I think we're missing the bigger topic in the Najeh's car chase ordeal...
...WHAT THE HELL WAS NAJEH DAVENPORT DOING IN CARRICK?
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