3rd Grade English FAIL!Who's tired? Raise your hand. What? Only me? Shit. Guess I better write something then, huh?
Hey kid, when you mean the contraction form of "you are," there's an "e" on the end and an apostrophe before the "r."
So it's Browns week, right?
You'd think that'd make it super easy to find things to write about. But what do you want me to write about? How the Browns might be starting Bruce Gradkowski on Sunday? How Brady Quinn may/may not have been punched in the face by Shaun Smith (more on this for AFC North Headline of the Day)? How Chris Mortenson reported last night that the Browns are already searching for a new coach?
Well, I'll tell you one thing. That last one's out, 'cause these days Mort is about as credible as sports blog #57,690.
How about this?
The Browns are in a perpetual state of suckage right now. So the low hanging fruit is Browns Failblog. Below you'll find a bunch of Browns failures, complete with my own failed endeavors into being a decent human being and/or writer. Can you believe I only took one English class in College? I know. Me neither!
Oooooo, pretty pictures...
Jenny Craig FAIL!
Beard Fail! Shave that shit, man. You're embarrassing yourself.
Not looking like a turd FAIL! You three look like total butt nuggets.
Reception Fail! You're supposed to throw it to Braylon Edwards, Ken.
Oh noes, not againz!
FAIL! Yeah, you too, Marvin. And you don't even have anything to do with the Browns.
NOT Fail. Josh Cribbs is the only Brown I fear...Special Teams, I'm looking in your direction.
Turnover Fail! I've always found that it helps to hold onto the ball when you get a turnover. But that's just me.
Judgment Fail! What're ya plannin' to do with that bottle there, fella?
You guys got any of your own you'd like to share? I left y'all a few gaping holes in there. Find 'em for a gold star...