AFC North Headline Of The Day...

When I first read this, I thought, "no way." Absolutely no way.

But...supposedly, it is true!

Ok, three things to say about this.

1. I doubt you could even call this a "fight." More like 325 pound Shaun Smith pummeling poor, defenseless Brady Quinn's chiseled man face.

PS - there's no way Shaun Smith is a pound less than 375. ESPN lies.

2. If this didn't happen, the entire Cleveland Browns PR staff, along with Sir Romeo are lining up with the unemployed I-Bankers tomorrow.

3. Shaun Rogers has to have been somehow involved.

I mean, I know Brady Quinn drinks a lot of Myoplex, but I just can't believe that he would be so stupid as to cross a man of Shaun Smith's "stature" (read: Girth). Especially with that injured finger of his. In fact, I heard an unsubstantiated rumor that Brady Quinn insulted Shaun Smith's wife! If that's true, Brady, you're lucky to still have your head on top of your shoulders. His wife? Jesus, that's bleak.

Silly Browns, you're just killin' me with this shit.

The Browns may be getting combative, but these links just wanna be friends...

Danny Bonaduce and Steelers fans? Jesus. [PSaMP]

Time for the traditional Festivus Airing of Grievances over at Sportsocracy. I'll go first [Sportsocracy]

The WaPo reviews Roy Blount's "About Three Bricks Shy...and the Load Filled Up," 30th Anniversary edition [WaPo]

Oh, well if Jeff Fisher's ok with it, then... [ESPN]

Kerry Collins on Towel Stomping - "I come from the old school, I don't think Joe Paterno would like that a whole lot."
Bill Cowher on Towel Stomping - "You've got to learn ... I wouldn't do this, I wouldn't go there...You are a veteran, Bulluck." [Trib]

Honestly, why don't y'all do a 100% comprehensive search through Plax's past and just make a list. This is getting ridiculous [Associated Press]

...sorry kids, slim pickins today...