November 14, 2008

Meeting People Is Easy...


Attention, good people of the blogosphere - an egregious violation has been committed.

The window on Domski's car that has the Steelers decal was spray painted on yesterday evening.

Listen, violators of Domski's Hyundai Elantra, you will not get away with this. We will track you down and spray paint dicks on your face. In fact, we'll take turns outlining our own dicks on your face with spray paint. This aggression will not stand. This aggression will not stand, man.

And now that we've got that out of the way, let's meet our esteemed panel for this week...

1. Chimpanzee Rage ~ Dude, this is pretty badass shit. Good thing HE'S wearing a helmet.

2. Harvey Bars ~ I mean, I just don't...I...uh, wow...yeah...

3. Cecilio's Scribe ~ Yeah, my question is - like at what point do we just stop trusting ESPN for shit?

4. Mike Frazer ~ Failure to be part of the Offense, annnnd...failure to be part of the Offense, annnnd...smoking the reefer!

5. THE Jim ~ Jesus.

6. Sean ~ I'll put you in touch with Domski. He and I have a full lexicon of Spanish swear words. Thank you, Houlihan's Christiana.

7. Keith ~ If only this blog had such a button...

8. Noah ~ I fully appreciate his continued support of Killswitch Engage.

9. Christy ~ Still met Troy Polamalu and we did not.

10. Tecmo ~ In his words, "worlds collide."

11. Me ~ When will the reign of terror end?

As usual, click to enlarge...

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go watch highlights of Alan Faneca from last night and cry. Tissues, please.

5 comments:

Noah said...

From what I saw at the blog championship votes, you're doing pretty well for yourself, Cotter.

I am a loyal and devout KSE fan as I am Steelers. Although The Final Countdown by Europe is a pretty good find.

Cotter said...

Yeah, I gotta give it to Christy. I never would've thought of that, but that really is one of those songs that you just CAN'T get out of your head.

I actually thought everyone's songs were awesome, though. Especially Blackstreet's "Booty Call"...that's definitely one for the ages.

Anonymous said...

I once went to a wedding where instead of the Electric Slide, they played Booty Call with the same participatory dance. It's no coincidence that this wedding was south of the Mason/Dixon line.

Anonymous said...

Pwned. I cited "Final Countdown" in MPIE back in September. But here's why it's forever burned into the back of my head: G.O.B.'s magic show

Cotter said...

nate ~ Hahahaha, +1. But for the record, if this is a link to midget porn I'm going to be very upset...I mean...yeah, upset...