I'm only leading with this one because I feel like going with a Browns headline is just too easy. So first of all, I find it pretty hilarious that this is news. I mean, isn't that what everyone should do when they score? What the hell do I care if you do a riverdance, pull out a sign that says "Dear NFL, Please don't fine me," or play mini golf with a pylon?
In addition to "calmly handing the ball to the official", here are some other gestures that are also acceptable - a little leap into the crowd, handing the ball to a fan (hopefully a kid fan), standing on the star in Texas stadium (only because everyone hates the Cowgirls), or doing the Icky shuffle. Did you get that, Chad?
And now for the easy part...
Again, the first problem is - if you have to say it, that's not good. Of course, this is Phil Savage's fault for signing a guy who's healthy about as often as I grow facial hair. But still, yikes. Seven pro seasons, only three of which he's made it through 16 games. That's definitely a guy I want to give a seven year, $35 million contract.
Perhaps these links will provide better ROI...
Big Ben playing Donovan McNabb? God, has it come to that? [MJD]
Silky Johnson > Alex Trebek [I Love It When A Plan Comes Together]
Lori's putting Malkin's lady friend on notice [Hockey, Football & Stiletto Shoes]
This is the most ridiculous thing I've seen all day...though it's only 12:00 [PSAMP]
Tell us something we don't know [Hugging Harold Reynolds]
Yeah, right. This is like telling Troy Polamalu to cut his hair [Star-Telegram]
October 1, 2008
AFC North Headline of the Day...
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From what I read in an inteview, Troy Polamulu uses Pantene shampoo, for what it's worth. Is that too much information?
This is unrelated to the AFC Headline(s) of the day, but I wanted to share this with you. I recall someone wanting to know about the Chicken Mascott. His name is SD (San Diego) Chicken
Famous Chicken
Don't all thank me at once!
I can see why he would use Pantene. It kills volume. Bad for me, good for him. I wonder if he uses conditioner.. dudes should, you know, it can revolutionize a male's appearance (and no they won't look gay)
i know some girl who worked in the pittsburgh airport at some beauty supply place, and she use to sell polamalu and his wife their hair products. i'll look into it, this is very important information to find out.
jppb ~ I just want to know where you found that one?
silky ~ Um, thanks...I think. Famous Chicken...So I guess it's not just a clever name?
lori ~ Come on, that does sound pretty gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that...
domski ~ See if you can line up an interview with her. This IS very important and highly sought after insider information. Your cooperation in this matter is much appreciated.
Then I guess pushing the guyliner and skinny jeans at this point won't get me anywhere...
(I kid, I kid)
Domski, I second that it's important and highly sought after information. And if you can find out boxers or briefs while you're at it, your my new best friend.
Then I guess pushing the guyliner and skinny jeans at this point won't get me anywhere...
(I kid, I kid)
Domski, I second that it's important and highly sought after information. And if you can find out boxers or briefs while you're at it, your my new best friend.
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