AFC North Headline of the Day...

I'm only leading with this one because I feel like going with a Browns headline is just too easy. So first of all, I find it pretty hilarious that this is news. I mean, isn't that what everyone should do when they score? What the hell do I care if you do a riverdance, pull out a sign that says "Dear NFL, Please don't fine me," or play mini golf with a pylon?

In addition to "calmly handing the ball to the official", here are some other gestures that are also acceptable - a little leap into the crowd, handing the ball to a fan (hopefully a kid fan), standing on the star in Texas stadium (only because everyone hates the Cowgirls), or doing the Icky shuffle. Did you get that, Chad?

And now for the easy part...

Again, the first problem is - if you have to say it, that's not good. Of course, this is Phil Savage's fault for signing a guy who's healthy about as often as I grow facial hair. But still, yikes. Seven pro seasons, only three of which he's made it through 16 games. That's definitely a guy I want to give a seven year, $35 million contract.

Perhaps these links will provide better ROI...

Big Ben playing Donovan McNabb? God, has it come to that? [MJD]

Silky Johnson > Alex Trebek [I Love It When A Plan Comes Together]

Lori's putting Malkin's lady friend on notice [Hockey, Football & Stiletto Shoes]

This is the most ridiculous thing I've seen all day...though it's only 12:00 [PSAMP]

Tell us something we don't know [Hugging Harold Reynolds]

Yeah, right. This is like telling Troy Polamalu to cut his hair [Star-Telegram]