May 14, 2008

Oh Come Off It, I Know You Missed Me...


Good morning friends, 'tis I Cotter! And boy am I happy to be back. I missed you guys...excuse me, I told myself I wouldn't cry...

Well ok, maybe that's being a little dramatic. But exams sucked. A lot. Trust me. I did not enjoy any. of. them. I mean, they didn't even buy me dinner and we didn't even get to spoon afterwards...

Anyways, yes, I am back. The exams went...well, about as any exam could in this long, strange trip they call law school. So in case you were wondering, I didn't crash and burn (disclaimer: statement to be reassessed once grades are issued). Which is pretty cool...and stuff...

I'd like to thank Domski for doing an awesome job keeping things interesting around here while I was off being a severe nerd studying. The man has never blogged before in his life ladies and gents. In fact, up until like two weeks ago he didn't even know how to use a keyboard. So he's really grown in leaps and bounds. But seriously, Domski, thanks for taking care of the blog. I really appreciate it and I know everyone else out there does too (especially The Immortal Silky Johnson, who told me to tell you to call him later for a Reverse Chili Rainbow).

But you know what? After two weeks of no blogging whatsoever, I thought I would have missed a lot. And then, I remembered that it's the dreaded May to mid-July lull. We have now officially entered that time of the year when typically the biggest news includes whatever I can dig up on YouTube that's either Brady Quinn (see link below) or Bengals cheerleader related.

So in honor of this, I went back through last year's posts from this exact timeframe and graciously included the highlights below to give you a taste of what kind of editorial genius you're in for during the upcoming months. Prepare thyself for the ridiculousity/ness.

In no particular order ~

Moral of today's story -- if you guys have any topics you'd like to see covered here at OFTOT over the next month and a half, please feel free to interject them at any time. I'm more than happy to acquiesce. Especially if it involves Brady Quinn...kidding.

9 comments:

The Immortal Silky Johnson said...

You know I love a good, "Reverse Chili Rainbow" as much as the next guy, but I was hoping for Brady Quinn Special (The Cleveland Steamer)! Welcome back to the blogosphere my friend.

domski43 said...

cotter, i would like to invite you to my rainbow party

Cotter said...

Cleveland Steamer? Rainbow Party?...What the hell happened while I was gone?

marc said...

Glad to have you back, Dom did a great job, but it's always good to have some depth.
Lets go Pens.
Lets go Pirates.
Lets not get hurt in camp Steelers!

tecmo said...

Screw this post title. Don't tell me what I did and did not miss.

Dick.

Bring back Dom. This Cotter dude is an asshole, trying to make my mind up for me n shit

Cotter said...

Tec - what did I tell you about making angry homosexual advances on the blog?

Christy said...

Good to see your exams went well. What are you going to do now? Get drunk? Go to Disney World? Both?

Promise me that once you become a lawyer, you won't charge $150 an hour...

tobiathan Horshack said...

Nobody said it???!!!!

Muwhahahah-

"WELCOME BACK, COTTER!!!!"

I luv me...

Seriously- welcome back buddy! Great to see ya again. How'd it go?

Cotter said...

Christy ~ no problem, I promise to charge $250 per hour...kidding...Now that I'm done I think I'm probably going to spend an inordinate amount of time sitting on my couch, and staring off into space...that and do about 15 beer bongs...

T ~ Thank you for adding the obligatory 70's/80's sitcom reference that has haunted me my entire life, haha. It went alright. I don't wanna say anything too promising until I see my grades. But I worked really hard to get ready. So I'm hoping it will all pay off. Thanks for the kind thoughts my friend!