Showing posts with label Plaxico Burress Bullshit Artist Extraordinaire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Plaxico Burress Bullshit Artist Extraordinaire. Show all posts

October 8, 2008

Everybody May Love Raymond, But Everybody Hates Plaxico Burress...


Wow, I mean, not like I'm surprised, but Plaxico Burress is quite publicly disfavored right now.

First the whole Giants thing. Now, some rental car company is after Plax for damage he allegedly caused to one of their vehicles.

Please tell me it was a Dodge Stratus...

Anyways, it seems Burress tried to pull the ol' "scratch that shit up, then drop it off late night when no one's around to notice" tactic. You know, because he's pretty low profile anyhow. No real reason for them to scrutinize him over your average Joe renting a Ford Econoline van. But alas, the company did notice, and it's owner is none too pleased.

He offered the following quote, which may pretty much sum up the man that is Plaxico Burress better than any beat writer or blogger could...

"He's a bum."
Yeah, I think that about says it all, don't you?

Oh Plaxico, when will you learn.

/shakes head in disappointment

August 9, 2007

Plaxico Burress - Still a Dick...

First of all, let me just say I couldn't stand Plaxico in Pittsburgh, but I really can't stand him in New York. Living in the greater Manhattan metro area, I cross my fair share of Giant fans, most of whom very boisterously make it known how much they love everything about the Giants, including Burress. And that would be ok if we were talking about reasonable people, because I'm relatively confident that if that were the case I'd be able to make a number of arguments to dissuade them on this point. But the fact is, and if you've ever lived in/traveled to this general area you'll know what I mean, these human beings are not rational. They don't really listen when you talk. All they hear are the words "Plaxico" and "sucks" and they've already started cutting you off verbally...

Anyways, the whole reason for this post was that I noticed an article today from Monday's edition of Newsday in which Plax makes the declaration that he is the #2 blocking wide receiver in the league, behind Hines Ward (technically he says he's "right next" to Hines in terms of blocking ability). Not only that, but the writer himself states that Burress's "most under rated" ability is blocking...

There's no real point in getting down any further into it, because obviously the dude still lives in his own web of lies, but if you're looking for a real load of BS, read his final comment from the article (below):

"I don't stop running my route until the ball hits the ground and I don't stop blocking until the whistle blows. If people say I'm lackadaisical, maybe it just looks that way," Burress said. "If I make things look easy or like I'm not trying hard, well, that's just the talent I'm blessed with. I don't have to be making a whole lot of faces, and straining and all that. I'm playing hard."
Uh, dude, remember that time you went down untouched, got up and immediately spiked the ball, showboating, when the play wasn't dead? Someone needs to bring this guy back to reality...