October 8, 2008

Everybody May Love Raymond, But Everybody Hates Plaxico Burress...


Wow, I mean, not like I'm surprised, but Plaxico Burress is quite publicly disfavored right now.

First the whole Giants thing. Now, some rental car company is after Plax for damage he allegedly caused to one of their vehicles.

Please tell me it was a Dodge Stratus...

Anyways, it seems Burress tried to pull the ol' "scratch that shit up, then drop it off late night when no one's around to notice" tactic. You know, because he's pretty low profile anyhow. No real reason for them to scrutinize him over your average Joe renting a Ford Econoline van. But alas, the company did notice, and it's owner is none too pleased.

He offered the following quote, which may pretty much sum up the man that is Plaxico Burress better than any beat writer or blogger could...

"He's a bum."
Yeah, I think that about says it all, don't you?

Oh Plaxico, when will you learn.

/shakes head in disappointment

9 comments:

matt said...

The only downside to the Giants beating the Pats last year was that Plax got a ring, I really can't stand that f*ckin guy.

Cotter said...

Me neither, Matt. Me neither.

And I continue to laugh at Giant fans who think he's somehow "reformed" now that he's the resident prima donna in a city full of them. F that. Once a d-bag, always a d-bag. Isn't that right, Ray Lewis?

Christy said...

But....but...we NEED a tall receiver!!

Big Snack Silverback said...

There is a very, very good reason why we let him go. and it wasn't just because he dropped balls...

Tobiathans thinks we *do* need a tall wr said...

Ol' Plexiglass isn't exactly noteworthy for his fearless catches in the face of contact across the middle....

...he's got "Owen's-esque" alligator arms on mid passes with pending impacts.

And he's a lazy such-and-such, with the maturity of a spoiled 10-year-old English princess named Veruca.

Other than that he's a rock-solid HOFer.....

{teeheehee....}


and might i remind all that Heath Miller is 6' 5"? And Matt Spaeth is 6'7"? Those are pretty tall receivers, ya know?

Cotter said...

I believe the height reference was a joke...and a good one, I might add!

domski43 said...

plaxico doesnt speak english...have you heard his interviews? whaaa?

Cotter said...

I just thought of something else...doesn't he still owe the City of Pittsburgh/State of PA like thousands of dollars in taxes?

Timmy B. said...

Cotter, just remember, Ray Lewis killed someone too. Plaxiglass may not have killed anyone, but he does like to beat up cars.