New Google Friend Connect bar at the bottom of your screen, there. Solid addition by the algorithmists over at the big G. I guess this kind of internet-wizardry is what you get when you only hire ivy league grads (University of Delaware reporting in).
Anyways, if you haven't already signed up to be a "member" of OFTOT, now's as good a time as any. I mean, you never know what cool widgets or gadgets these guys are going to come up with next for you to enjoy here at OFTOT. Plus, I'll high five you if you do.
In other news - There is no other news. This is the offseason. Get real.
...something will come to me in like five minutes, I guarantee it.
Until then, enjoy this...
I almost pissed myself at the 2:35 mark.
I recommend the Sugar Pucks. They're EX-CELLENT!
February 18, 2009
Don't Even Read This Post...
October 8, 2008
AFC North Headline of the Day...

Man, what did I do to deserve all this? That's two days in a row that people searching Google have found me by way of some pretty hilarious search terms.
To refresh your memory, yesterday it was, "plaxico burress rhodes scholar." Today - and don't adjust your monitor, you read that correctly - it's, "meeting black people is easy."
Because, you know, meeting white people is real tough? What would even compel someone to search on such a ridiculous phrase?
Amateurs, dude.
Perhaps you'll have better luck searching on these links...
WOW. Hahahahahaha...can't really put it any other way [PSAMP]
Vote Big Ben for FedEx Air Player of the Week [NFL.com]
And while you're at it, vote The Wood for Defensive Player of the Week [NFL.com]
Hasn't the league read about the wrath of Silverback? [PFT]
See, there are smart people in Jacksonville [St. Augustine Record]
For sarcastic commentary on last night's "town hall," don't turn to CNN or MSNBC. Just go to Deaspin (sift through comments) [Deadspin]
October 7, 2008
AFC North Headline of the Day...

YES!
I know this isn't about the AFC North. Nor is it even a headline. But you don't know how long I've waited for someone to find OFTOT by searching "plaxico burress rhodes scholar" on Google. Like for-EV-ER (pronounced like Squints Palledorous). This is a banner moment in OFTOT history.
You know, come to think of it, we had an intern in my office this summer that was from Niceville, FL. Same chick? I just don't know.
Feel free to get YOUR intern to read these links to you...
Silverback and Tobiathan should be friends [Post-Gazette]
Big Ben to Jacksonville - "Sorry I had to throw for over 300 yards on you. If it's any consolation, here's money for a police dog" [KDKA]
Plaxico Burress - Somebody else's problem [Blue Monkey Disco Party]
An open letter to Phil Savage [Orange and Brown Report]
Man, does Reggie Bush suck or what? [Larry Brown Sports]
If you think Eli Manning's Hoboken pad is cool, you should see mine...uh...yeah [Electronic House]




