AFC North Headline of the Day...

YES!

I know this isn't about the AFC North. Nor is it even a headline. But you don't know how long I've waited for someone to find OFTOT by searching "plaxico burress rhodes scholar" on Google. Like for-EV-ER (pronounced like Squints Palledorous). This is a banner moment in OFTOT history.

You know, come to think of it, we had an intern in my office this summer that was from Niceville, FL. Same chick? I just don't know.

Feel free to get YOUR intern to read these links to you...

Silverback and Tobiathan should be friends [Post-Gazette]

Big Ben to Jacksonville - "Sorry I had to throw for over 300 yards on you. If it's any consolation, here's money for a police dog" [KDKA]

Plaxico Burress - Somebody else's problem [Blue Monkey Disco Party]

An open letter to Phil Savage [Orange and Brown Report]

Man, does Reggie Bush suck or what? [Larry Brown Sports]

If you think Eli Manning's Hoboken pad is cool, you should see mine...uh...yeah [Electronic House]