Don't Look Now, But...

Chris Henry very well could be back in jail sooner than we all thought (ok, who had May 21 in the pool?).

While I pause for a moment from laughing hysterically, allow me to relate the latest in the saga of Chris Henry and the law. According to early reports, Henry failed a court-ordered drug test, revealing the presence of opiates in his system. An offense that carries a sentence of up to 88 days in jail.

Now, at the risk of getting too serious in this discussion, which by nature really should be out of bounds (good thing it's MY blog...I make the rules), this would probably be Henry's last stand. I can't imagine Commissioner Goodell would let Henry continue to be a black spot on the league's character...and if he did, it probably wouldn't be without at least a year, possibly two year's suspension. But, are there conflicting reports? And, please, tell me, what does Henry's agent have to say (like I really need to know...agents are always the most honest individuals, right?)?

Still...another day, another Bengal potentially arrested.

At what point do you look at your team and just clean house? Better yet, why don't we just disband the Bengals...even before they were a black spot on the league's character, they were just a black spot on the league in general...I mean they fielded Chris Collinsworth for christ's sake. I think even Browns fans would agree...

Although, on a brighter note for Cincinnati, the woman who first accused linebacker AJ Nicholson of fourth degree assault is now claiming she hit HERSELF with HER OWN cell phone...thus negating her earlier claims and potentially revoking blame from Nicholson.

Glamour Shots...Brady Quinn Edition...

Here are some entertaining highlights from the life of Brady Quinn (see below), former Notre Dame QB, current Browns 1st rounder (2nd pick in first round...always have to point that out). I'll bet Joe Thomas is real excited to see the masculine exploits of the guy he's going to protect come next season (or the following, depending on how bad the Browns need him to start).

Seriously though, I'm interested to see how Quinn's skills translate in the NFL. Can't discount that he's a hard worker, strong, has decent size and leadership skills. Still, I think the real question marks (besides the large one on his sexual preference...raised by exhibits A, B C and D, herein) come into play when you start talking about accuracy, pocket presence and the ever-popular x-factor: clutchness (maybe that's not a word, but I think you get the idea).

But who really cares about that stuff. When you've you got boyish good looks like Brady, who needs football? Right ladies? You know what I'm saying...now if you'll excuse me I have to go find a Playboy or something to help me restore some of my own manhood after this post...enjoy the de facto photo gallery below.

THE EVIDENCE (if you will) ~
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