February 12, 2009

Steelers To Make It Rain On Jimmy Harry...


Just a little post to let you know that the Steelers are already negotiating with our boy, James Harrison on a new contract.

That, in combination with this picture inspired me to write the following James Harrison rap. Yeah, you heard me. I wrote a rap.

Actually, I'm hoping that maybe it'll catch the attention of Gunpowder Jones.

Gunpowder, call me.

Anyways...

Yo, my name is Silverback and I'm killin' this mic
Just like I killed Kurt Warner on Super Bowl night

Don't disrespect me, or your ass'll get hurt
You think I'm messing around, I'll put your face in the dirt

I just won my second Super Bowl in the last four years
Like there was any doubt that I'd leave somebody in tears

Now, I'm about to rock this party like it's going out of style
I'll take the ball out your hands and run it back like a mile

Double team me if you want, hold on to my jersey tight
I guess it's only fair, 'cause I'll be holding your Moms tonight

I hope the Steelers do this thing, and make my ass rich
'Cause there's nothing left to say except kiss the rings, bitch!
Clearly I'm in the wrong business...

Riiiiiiggggghhhhhhhhtttttt...

In the future, I should probably just leave this kind of thing to Matt (Huckleberry Bar this Friday night).

Anyways, here's to hoping we lock Silverback up for the rest of his career! I love that guy...

6 comments:

domski43 said...

word up g.

tiny350Z said...

Dood, your rap name should be Spartacus...

tecmo said...

Back in college, me and a buddy made a 4 song rap cd for a friend's birthday. Just us sloshing (lol) our words over some instrumentals and recorded on a pc sound recorder. that shit was difficult.

I feel your pain

Vern said...

Yes, Tec. It's difficult as hell, and most people have no idea until they try it. I just finally moved up from Sound Recorder to Audacity. It's a lifesaver.

Anyway, Cotter, any time I need someone to step in and spit 6 bars I'll let you know. I mean, anybody can get on a GPJ CD if they really want to.

Cotter said...

I know y'all liked that last couplet, though. Be honest.

And vern, I'll hit you up when I'm ready to flow.

matt said...

I'm the DJ, YOU'RE the rapper...clearly.