Just a little post to let you know that the Steelers are already negotiating with our boy, James Harrison on a new contract.
That, in combination with this picture inspired me to write the following James Harrison rap. Yeah, you heard me. I wrote a rap.
Actually, I'm hoping that maybe it'll catch the attention of Gunpowder Jones.
Gunpowder, call me.
Yo, my name is Silverback and I'm killin' this micClearly I'm in the wrong business...
Just like I killed Kurt Warner on Super Bowl night
Don't disrespect me, or your ass'll get hurt
You think I'm messing around, I'll put your face in the dirt
I just won my second Super Bowl in the last four years
Like there was any doubt that I'd leave somebody in tears
Now, I'm about to rock this party like it's going out of style
I'll take the ball out your hands and run it back like a mile
Double team me if you want, hold on to my jersey tight
I guess it's only fair, 'cause I'll be holding your Moms tonight
I hope the Steelers do this thing, and make my ass rich
'Cause there's nothing left to say except kiss the rings, bitch!
In the future, I should probably just leave this kind of thing to Matt (Huckleberry Bar this Friday night).
Anyways, here's to hoping we lock Silverback up for the rest of his career! I love that guy...