September 29, 2008

AFC North Headline of the Day...


No, don't read it again. This headline is not funny. Actually, it sucks. Particularly for me, because in a lapse of judgment on Saturday morning, realizing both of my QBs were on a bye this week, I picked up this worthless piece of shit in Fantasy. Plus, I had to pick up another kicker, which burned my second and final drop/add for the week (coincidentally, Yahoo Fantasy blows goats).

So when it came Sunday and he decided he wasn't fit to play against the Browns "vaunted" Defense, he screwed more than just the Bengals. He screwed me. Thanks alot, Carson Palmer. I hated you before. Now I really hate you. May you develop a vicious strain of herpes that jeopardizes your future ability to breed. Alternatively, you may choose to die in a fire, and we're even. Your cooperation in this matter is much appreciated.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go kick someone on a bike in the face.

While I'm doing that, why don't you check out these links...

Uh oh, they let me guest blog again... [MVN Outsider]

I'd hate to tell you what I do at Hershey Park [Dug E. Fresh Rants]

I'd like a baptism by Heinz Ketchup! [Hockey, Football & Stiletto Shoes]

If Rashard Mendenhall is the keymaster, who is the gatekeeper? [On The Black Side]

Nice little diddy, but no [Ryan Parker Songs]

Also, be sure to pop by around 8 PM EST for the Tobiathan liveblogging experience. And if you've yet to witness the latest in the [Unnamed] Steelers Pregame Show, I strongly suggest you check it out. 10-4, kids - I'll see you on the interwebs.

9 comments:

fantasy football sucks said...

Stay away from fantasy football, it makes people evil.

Cotter said...

You said it, man!

Get Fresh Designs said...

amen.

i put Ben on the bench in favor or Aaron Rodgers (since Rodgers had 3 times as many points as Ben up to this point). What's he do? goes and hurts himself, Thanks new Favre.

What would you do at Hershey Park? I need to know.

Cotter said...

That's between me and the chick who plays the Reese's Peanut Butter cup. Which, coincidentally is my favorite candy ever.

Get Fresh Designs said...

You sure that was chick? Kind of hard to make out what gender they are.

Cotter said...

No costume involved...

Get Fresh Designs said...

crumbled up costume on the floor.

Is it 8:30 yet?

tobiathan can't pick 'em either... said...

I'm not a nig fantasy guy either- too much luck involved and not enough science/art. Injuries and the hit-or-miss nature of the game make it too unpredictable for my tastes.

I can see why some people like though, i guess.

Besides: if i'm gonna do that much statistical analysis and research i'm wanting some financial gain to result(ringing the book-maker now...)

apparently tobiathan can't type either said...

Geebus- talk about an unfortunate and poorly-timed typographical error...my "n" in the fourth word above should've been a "b". The two ARE side-by-side, after all.

The first sentence was supposed to read "I'm not a *big* fantasy guy either."

Apologies if anyone was foolish enough to think i was single-handedly attempting to set American human rights and racial politics back a half-century or more....'cause i wasn't.

Glad we got that all worked out:-)