No, don't read it again. This headline is not funny. Actually, it sucks. Particularly for me, because in a lapse of judgment on Saturday morning, realizing both of my QBs were on a bye this week, I picked up this worthless piece of shit in Fantasy. Plus, I had to pick up another kicker, which burned my second and final drop/add for the week (coincidentally, Yahoo Fantasy blows goats).
So when it came Sunday and he decided he wasn't fit to play against the Browns "vaunted" Defense, he screwed more than just the Bengals. He screwed me. Thanks alot, Carson Palmer. I hated you before. Now I really hate you. May you develop a vicious strain of herpes that jeopardizes your future ability to breed. Alternatively, you may choose to die in a fire, and we're even. Your cooperation in this matter is much appreciated.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go kick someone on a bike in the face.
While I'm doing that, why don't you check out these links...
Uh oh, they let me guest blog again... [MVN Outsider]
I'd hate to tell you what I do at Hershey Park [Dug E. Fresh Rants]
I'd like a baptism by Heinz Ketchup! [Hockey, Football & Stiletto Shoes]
If Rashard Mendenhall is the keymaster, who is the gatekeeper? [On The Black Side]
Nice little diddy, but no [Ryan Parker Songs]
Also, be sure to pop by around 8 PM EST for the Tobiathan liveblogging experience. And if you've yet to witness the latest in the [Unnamed] Steelers Pregame Show, I strongly suggest you check it out. 10-4, kids - I'll see you on the interwebs.