April 16, 2008

Exotic, You Say?...


So let me get this straight - Mike Mularkey thinks Michael Turner is the new Jerome Bettis in the Falcons "Exotic Smashmouth" system? I guess I see that parallel...but let's be fair, there is and will only ever be ONE "Bus."

As for the name - "Exotic Smashmouth" is awfully misleading. It'd be a whole lot cooler if it were more like it sounded...and involved the chick in that picture you see above. Yo yo yo baby, how do you like my blaaaawwwwggg? Wanna make out? Hey, where are you going?

PS - Anyone see that schedule for next year? I think we can hope for 12-4, but should probably prepare for the distinct possibility of 8-8.

REFERENCE MATERIAL:
Turner to be the Bettis in "Exotic Smashmouth" [AJC via MJD]

6 comments:

Marc said...

I'd have some sex with her...

Cotter said...

Yep, which leads me to the question - where does one meet chicks like this? Because wherever that is, I'd like to spend some significant time there.

Marc said...

I met a girl like that one time and she offered to do unmentionable things....but she wanted money for it :(

marc said...

you haven't updated the other mildly interesting shit in a while.

domski43 said...

please stop putting pictures of my wife up

8-8 huh? i'll say 11-5..looking at the schedule..the steelers have to go into their bye week at least 4-1 because after the bye their schedule is long and there are a lot of away games. Maybe 11-5 is a bit crazy, but anything can happen.


it puts a smile on my face every time i hear chad johnson open his mouth about wanting out of cincy!

Cotter said...

marc ~ shhh, I was hoping no one would notice...haha, yeah. I haven't touched it in like two months. Got any suggestions on "Other Mildly Interesting Shit" I can put there??? (I won't be disappointed or surprised if you say no)

domski ~ you know what they say about that buffalo grouper sandwich...