April 15, 2008

A Tuesday Haiku...For You...


Today's selection...

In times of peril
Look not within, rather ask
What would Jeff Reed do?
And for good measure, here's one more...
Do not ask for more
When there is nothing to give
This is paradox
Now, you go. 5-7-5, it's easy. I'll even give you topics:

Marc - haiku about Calvin Johnson.
Domski - haiku about Brady Quinn.
Tecmo - haiku about Evgeni Malkin.
Silky Johnson - haiku about 4th and 26, or alternatively, Terrell Owens.
Tobiathan - haiku about rich rodriguez Owen Schmitt.
Christy - haiku about Mystery Date.

...And as a general matter I am partial to those who use the term "bush league."

See what happens when there's no Steelers news to discuss?

12 comments:

Marc said...

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tecmo said...

Geno dominates.
The Senators have no chance.
Pittsburgh wants Stanley.

The Immortal Silky Johnson said...

Play the game
Destroy your locker room
Cry 2 seasons in Dallas

Cotter said...

marc ~ what, no good?

tec ~ that was so beautiful it brought a tear to my eye.

silky ~ bending the rules of haiku there (3-6-7), but I'll allow it on account of the fact that this isn't english class...and you shit on the Cowboys...always a crowd pleaser.

Marc said...

The Calvin Johnson
I wish you were a Steeler
But a shitty Lion

Marc said...

The reason i brought up Megatron on the last post was because i was on youtube watching some clips of players and he came up and he's just an unreal athlete. He seems to have all the tools to succeed other than an O-line. He doesn't really need a QB that much (GT had no decent QB)

Cotter said...

Well done man.

For the record, I like Calvin Johnson too...even drafted him in fantasy (unfortunately).

The Immortal Silky Johnson said...

How about this?

The Sharpie celebration
Divides our Locker room
Tears in Dallas

Not sure I am going to ever get this right. However I am giant in Japan,and will make my own poetic rules if I so desire!!!

tobiathan said...

tobiathan has
missed his call yet again
and wish he hadn't


/duh..............

tobianatorinimon said...

An Ode to Owen:

He is a freight train
reincarnated as Bus
a boon to Steeltown

5/7/5?

tobianatorinimon said...

An Ode to Owen:

He is a freight train
reincarnated as Bus
a boon to Steeltown

5/7/5?

t-bone McStinkyfinger said...

*doh!:

unintentional double-dip. my bad.