Exotic, You Say?...

So let me get this straight - Mike Mularkey thinks Michael Turner is the new Jerome Bettis in the Falcons "Exotic Smashmouth" system? I guess I see that parallel...but let's be fair, there is and will only ever be ONE "Bus."

As for the name - "Exotic Smashmouth" is awfully misleading. It'd be a whole lot cooler if it were more like it sounded...and involved the chick in that picture you see above. Yo yo yo baby, how do you like my blaaaawwwwggg? Wanna make out? Hey, where are you going?

PS - Anyone see that schedule for next year? I think we can hope for 12-4, but should probably prepare for the distinct possibility of 8-8.

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Turner to be the Bettis in "Exotic Smashmouth" [AJC via MJD]