June 13, 2007

Chris Henry Branches Out to Assaulting Minors...

He's not just getting them drunk anymore, Chris Henry is now handing out beat downs to underage teens.

The latest in Henry's long string of troubles with the law is an accusation that he, teammate Reggie McNeill, an (inconspicuously) unidentified white dude and others slapped around a 16 year old male on the side of an Ohio roadway as he was walking with an 18 year old friend. Apparently the 18 year old got away injury-free somehow...anyways, not important.

The report filed states that the teen alleges the white guy randomly jumped out of a vehicle all assailants were travelling in and began punching him in the face. Then, Henry and others joined the white male and "shoved" the teen "to the ground," also throwing beer bottles at him while he tried to flee.

Now I'm no expert, but maybe Chris Henry just needs something to do. Perhaps someone should enroll him in a bowling league, or teach him how to hunt (chances are he'll like wielding a gun anyway), whatever. Just give this man a hobby so he can keep himself out of trouble.

Then again, I would probably miss dumping on him for being an idiot. So on second thought, forget it. Let him self destruct. It's way more entertaining...

See the video report [9 News Cincy]

3 comments:

Black n Gold said...

As Deadspin said earlier, "I wouldn't want to hold my breath until Chris Henry plays football again."

What a jackass.

Anonymous said...

turns out this was fake.

love, anonymous.

Cotter said...

Too bad...at least it makes for good blog material...