Dick LeBeau - Still Awesome After All These Years...

"This really is a great day to be alive. I love you, Pittsburgh. You're never going to get rid of me now."

There's nothing I can say about Dick LeBeau that could even begin to describe his greatness. He is the Godfather of the zone blitz. He is the crusher of opposing offense's dreams. And he's also the most recent recipient of the Dapper Dan Lifetime Achievement Award, before he's even retired.

Congratulations, Richard. We all love you here at OFTOT. I just haven't thought of an award to immortalize you with yet. But I'm working on it.

In the meantime, I've got photoshops...

Happy Friday, kids.

Spring Break, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

You're A Good Man, Mike Tomlin...

TOMLIN NAMED COACH OF THE YEAR!

...Thus proving that a gangsta' can in fact dominate the NFL Coaching ranks. In only his 2nd year as Head Swinging Dick.

Congratulations, you crazy asshole. We love you!

Now go win the Super Bowl!

Speaking of Unstoppable Forces...

Silverback = your 2008 NFL Defensive Player of the Year!

Congratulations, you man beast!

Now go shoot some guns and celebrate. Oh wait, you already did that?

Well then go eat some raw meat or something and whet your appetite for Phillip Rivers.

Just imagine the chick is Philip Rivers...

Congatulations "Face Me" Ike Taylor...

you're one of the nominees for the NFL's Defensive Player of the Week for Week 5.

I've given Ike a lot of shit over the past couple days for not intercepting those 2 or 3 passes he had his hands on Sunday. But since he's riding high I've decided maybe I better leave poor Ike alone. After all, without his 1 lonely interception who knows how that game could have turned out...?

Ike Taylor, you're hereby released from scrutiny for at least the next 5 days. Now go update your website, you jagoff (and I mean that in the most complimentary way possible...consider it a term of endearment).

Steelers' Taylor Gets Top Defensive Honors [Post-Gazette]