Showing posts with label Kerry Collins. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kerry Collins. Show all posts

December 18, 2008

Your Mom Goes To The Pro Bowl...


Hey TC, your boy Aaron Smith may not have made the Pro Bowl...but guess who's this week's AFC Defensive Player of the Week?

Yep.

If Aaron Smith were an Ice Cream flavor, he'd be, "I'm coming for you Sunday, Kerry Collins."

Or something like that...

Now someone get this man a helmet that fits for Christ's sake!

PS - As you're reading this, I'm probably in the middle of failing my last final exam of the fall semester. It's been real. It's been fun. But it hasn't been real fun, Fall '08. I'll see you the eff later! And last night's Property exam...kill yourself.

PPS - Tec, don't kill me for posting this...

No more random thoughts at this time.

December 16, 2008

Pop Quiz...

Kerry Collins



OR


Ben Roethlisberger

Who ya got?

...and I'm not talking about in beer pong...

PS - one down, two to fail go!

September 10, 2008

Reality Check, Vince Young...


Anyone who knows me knows I value people's feelings over just about all else. I place a lot of emphasis on emotion and the interpersonal interactions between myself and my fellow man (and woman). So to me, what I'm about to say sounds a bit insensitive. But I'm gonna say it anyway.

Vince Young - if you don't like being boo'd, and you want something to improve your mental state, how about all those benjamins you've got in the bank? Or that huge house you have? Or that luxury SUV you're undoubtedly driving? You wanna play in the NFL, deal with it. That isn't going to change. If you suck, you get boo'd. Hell, your backup Kerry Collins has probably been boo'd just as much as anyone. And in at least four different cities, no less!

I mean I make the Manhattan equivalent of bread crumbs. Just enough to feed myself and fuel my penchant for booze et al. I get shit on everyday at work. And that's not even because I'm not good at what I do. It's just because some people relish the opportunity to shit on other people.

There are certain realities you accept when you sign on that dotted line. This is one of them. Stop whining and either shit or get off the pot. Play better and stop bitching or get out. It's really very simple.

/end rant

Thoughts from the peanut gallery?