Meeting People Is Easy...

Alright dudes and dudettes, Friday is finally upon us. And that means -
(1) It's time for this week's edition of "Meeting People Is Easy"
(2) In less than 24 hours you all better be good and drunk
(3) Cotter has Moot Court and probably will not be walking straight later

As for Meeting People Is Easy, this week's panel has a lot to live up to after last week. You'll all recall that last week, Cotter's Dad entered the fray, and his answer to the question "Real Men Don't..." was not only the funniest given (by my account), but strangely it also paved the way for one of this week's questions. Which can only mean of course that SI is watching OFTOT and any day now my dumb ass will be getting served with some sort of copyright infringement papers or some such ridiculosity (yep, made that one up all by myself). So that should be a good time.

Anyways, the panel this week is as follows:
Joey Porter's Pit Bulls
The Chief
Notgomu
Cotter

I don't believe any of our panelists this week need any introduction, so let's just get right to it. As usual, if you're having trouble reading any of the answers below or just want a closer look at my ugly mug, click on the image to view it at full size. Oh, and for those of you wondering, I chose Gary Anderson as Notgomu's avatar. Ask Domski for a good story involving Gary Anderson...

And for those of you wondering why my '87 Accord was called, "The Chick Magnet" - it's because chicks dig a roomy sedan capable of seating five comfortably while at the same time carrying an assload of groceries. Duh.

PREVIOUS EDITIONS:
Week 1
Week 2
Week 3
Week 4
Week 5