I love the smell of anticipation in the morning...
Pens at 3, Draft at 4. Structure your day accordingly.
Liquor stores open at Noon in most states. That gives you a full three hours of clearance. Better beer up!
Matthew Stafford. Guaranteed $41.7 million (of $72 million total). The Lions are retarded.
Also, somewhere in Northeast Ohio, Brady Quinn is in the fetal position, crying.
I'll bet that's the same look she gives him when they're having sex.
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