April 27, 2009

Noobs...


I know what I said the other day about the Ravens 1st round selection, Michael Oher, but that was before he said...

"I'm going to do everything I possibly can to get them to beat Pittsburgh."
Oh, is that so?

Hey kid, here's a tip - Maybe you should at least sign a contract before you talk about beating the defending Super Bowl (and AFC, and Division) Champs.

The difference here is, unlike Ray Lewis, I doubt Silverback will put a bounty on Michael Oher. But that's only because he doesn't need bounties. He destroys everything in his path regardless.

Innocuous statement? Sure. Isn't he just saying he wants to contribute? Sure. But that doesn't mean I can't blog about it. That's why I make the rules. Besides, it's the offseason. What the hell else am I going to write about?

PS - Nice baby blue suit, fruit salad. Kids these days...

[Epilogue ~ Just in case it wasn't obvious to you, as with everything else around here, this is just a joke. If I were drafted by the Ravens, I'd be talking about beating the Steelers too. But then, if I were to have written this post about how it was an appropriate comment, that wouldn't have been nearly as fun. So get off my ass, ok? Thanks. xoxoxoxoxo, Cotter]

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8 comments:

Grumpy said...

He loses style points just for wearing a striped tie with a plaid suit.

Noah said...

He'll find out soon enough.

Steve Braband said...

"fruit salad" was the first thing I laughed at today!

FRUIT SALAD FTW!!!!!!!

Steelergurl said...

I'm actually a little envoius of the Birds getting him. Wish he coulda been ours. Oh well, JH and LW will crush him...I'm a big fan of "fruit salad" too, made me giggle just a little!

Kristin said...

He's just got team spirit, get off HIS ass. :)

Kristin said...

at least he's not wearing a white belt with skulls on it. JUST SAYING :)

Vern said...

You put that disclaimer in just for me, didn't you?

xoxo right back

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