25 Random Things. Let's Do This...

Don't act like you don't know exactly what the hell I'm talking about. Those damn note things on Facebook. Yeah, those things. I did one last Sunday.

So, you know, since I spent a few minutes on it and it contains some interesting items about me, I figured I might as well share it with the world at large. And by "interesting items" I of course mean Domski's birthday at Medieval Times five years ago.

Which reminds me, if you ever go to Medieval Times, don't sit in the yellow knight's section. That dude sucks. He got rolled in like the first round. A real pussy, this guy. The black/white knight was the dude, though. I'd plop my ass in his section if we ever go again.

That's what she said.

Anyways, two things to keep in mind...
1. I'm a weird dude.
2. These are just 25 random things that popped into my head while I was writing the note.

Or to put it another way - if you don't get it, I probably don't either.

Just read these damn things before I waste any more of your valuable Friday morning...

1. I don't think I even know 25 people I want to tag. Also, how the hell do you tag people?

2. I've recently started to read a lot more about celebrities...which makes me somewhat to moderately uncomfortable.

3. I'm still holding out hope that someday I'll be a famous rock star.

4. I am infinitely happier today than I was a year ago.

5. Egypt doesn't [f word] around.

6. I think no one over the age of 22 should drink vodka and sprite.

7. The day that I join Match.com is the day that I shoot myself.

8. I'm wearing a snuggie right now.

9. I'm Amanda Ashe's "Top Girl." Whatever that means...

10. I really wish I had some Cheez It party mix right now.

11. I want to make enough money so that I don't have to do anything all day but surf. First, I'll have to learn to surf, though.

12. I have to find a date for my friend Kim's wedding and I'm concerned that 10 months won't be enough time. Shit, less than 10 months...

13. Best birthday celebration I've ever been to - Domski's [age redacted] birthday - November, 2003. Medieval Times, Lyndhurst, NJ. Best. Idea. Ever.

14. When I first met my ex-gf, she got me punched in the face. After that I didn't talk to her for three months.

15. 1 in 4 women can't read a home pregnancy test? I don't like those odds.

16. When I'm rich and famous, my mansion is going to have a lazy river running through it...with tiki bars interspersed.

17. For almost two years, my ringtone has been "Throw Some Ds on It" by Rich Boy.

18. Saddest day of my life so far = The day I realized the only drinking game I can remember how to play is beer pong.

19. They say being in law school is supposed to help when picking up chicks. So far I have not found that to be the case...

20. I already have white hairs. I appear to be skipping gray altogether.

21. On the one hand, I can't afford to take an unpaid internship. On the other hand, I can't afford not to.

22. I wish I had the guts to be a comedian. Oh, and the sense of humor, of course.

23. My Dad is categorically the coolest dude I know.

24. There are few things prettier than a sunset over the Pacific.

Someone please kick me in the nuts for saying that...

25. I hope that I live a long life, full of joy and fun. I want to have a family that loves me, enough money to buy all of the dumb things I want, and I want to experience all that life has to offer.

Now, because I know you're all on Facebook - become a fan of OFTOT! And/or join the blog network. Might as well hit Twitter too while you're at it.

And if that wasn't enough for you, here's something else random that you can disregard...


It's Friday the 13th. Some weird shit is supposed to happen today or something. Try and avoid things that might get you seriously hurt or killed, ok? Good talk, see you out there.