January 14, 2009

AFC North Headline Of The Day...


Let's get one thing straight right now, Kevin Cowherd -- You may make fun of our team. You may make fun of our city. You may make fun of our accents. You may make fun of our fans. But you do NOT make fun of our tasty sandwiches.

By the way, the headline of Cowherd's article? "Why Ravens fans hate Pittsburgh: Weird foods."

Yeah, that's a pretty friggin' stupid headline, dude. First of all, I'm all for hyperbole, but I don't even what know you call this editorial device. He's branched out into a whole different realm of journalism, here. Bad journalism.

Anyways, I personally couldn't care less about Kevin Cowherd and his undoubtedly intellectually stimulating and poignant piece on Ravens fans' aversion to good food. But maybe you do.

Either way, I couldn't care MORE about these here links...

Ravens fans better knock it off with using dogs as motivation. Quit stealing our shit [PSaMP]

Noon Friday - Roast the Ravens rally. Be there or be a turd [Trib]

Apparently USA Today thinks the O-Line is no longer a 'weak link'...as you might imagine, I'm reserving my judgment on that one [USA Today]

Quoth Mike Tomlin, "We’re playing for hardware this week" [Associated Press]

70's Steelers give their opinions on the current Steelers [KDKA]

Five Tool Tool's Conference picks? Eagles and Steelers [Five Tool Tool]

Aaron Maybin to the draft! [Associated Press]

If you're on Twitter and wanna check out Sports blog updates, check these links. Go HHR! [The Site Itself and Moondog Sports' explanation]

Theme at the Riffs today - "Songs by Michael Jackson." We haven't posted shit yet, but that'll change real soon [Friday Morning Riffs]

Super busy right now so haven't had time to comb more of blogosphere. Thus, list may be appended as day progresses. Send me good karma.

Oh, and if you wanna be on this week's MPIE, email me - onefortheotherthumb@gmail.

Kill me.

9 comments:

Marc said...

Maybin going to the draft?? That blows! I don't know the article says first round, but he's small for a DE and he's only been starting for a year. He'd be one hell of a LB, but we'll see.

domski43 said...

the city of baltimore enjoys the fine tradition of selling chicken wings individually on street corners. the popular form of currency is welfare checks.

although, those lucky enough to get out of the warzone which is the inner city can enjoy delicious crab cakes.

most liveable city vs. the wire. who you got?

Cotter said...

But to be fair, I'm willing to bet it's significantly easier to get crack in Baltimore, so...

joy said...

Dude, before Christmas we had lunch with some Londoner colleagues who had just come in from Pittsburgh, and had just discovered the joys of Primanti Bros.

They made us sit through the description of the entire sandwich, and were totally gobsmacked by it. "And they put the *chips* right IN. TO. THE. Sandwich, joy!"

big TC said...

Primanti Bros FTW

big TC said...

Primanti Bros FTW

Pat said...

They made fun of Primanti's? IT'S ON NOW, BITCHES!!!

Cotter said...

That's what I'm sayin, Pat! We're gonna have to throw down. Pittsburgh will not stand for this kind of bullshit. Viva Lebeau!

No idea why I added that last part...

akus said...

Men > Boys.

"Toni" knows what's up.