AFC North Headline Of The Day...

Greetings friends. Here we are on Terrell Suggs Watch, day two. Yesterday, we learned that this mythical gummy beast has what was diagnosed as a "sprained shoulder." Today, we're learning that ol' T-Bone, excuse me, T-Sizzle's availability will be "close" on Sunday.

Well, first of all, let me just say - sweet.

I'll face the Ravens with or without him but I certainly wouldn't mind if it was without him.

But let's get real, this is just a ploy to get some time off so he can finally get that surgery to reduce the size of his cranium. Dude's helmet is super tight like hipster jeans. Frankly if it isn't a ploy to get some time off so he can get a surgery to reduce the size of his fat friggin' head, maybe it should be.

Yeah, I didn't really know what to write. SO I went with all that. Hopefully it wasn't completely unfunny.

I may not be the King of Comedy today, but maybe these links will crack you up...

More Chinese obsession with the Steelers [PSaMP]

The Chief's thoughts on Sunday's win [The Chief's Forum]

Matt's thoughts on Sunday's win [Superhero.]

No team has ever beat another team three times in a season? Tomlin calls this "hocus-pocus" [Post-Gazette]

Tony Dungy onto bigger and better. A big ol' good luck from OFTOT, Tony! You're a good man. And thorough. Sorry, force of habit. Jim knows what I'm talking about [Fox Sports]

One of the Carolina Panthers is a pimp? Damn right he is, bitch! And don't you forget that shit...If I had to guess I'd say it's probably John Kasay. That dude's pimp hand is strong [PFT]

Here yo go, Ravens fans. Both Ray Lewis AND Ed Reed voted All Pros. Done crying about awards, now? /as if [Associated Press]

Latest Facebook group for Ravens fans - "70,000 people who think the steelers suck!" First topic posted = "Why is H.Ward smiling all the time?" [Facebook]

If you've got Ravens fan friends, the Trib wants you to bet them and then tell the Trib about it...not gonna get that out of this guy [Trib]

Quan uncertain, and Tight End Dr. Stephen Spach already ruled out for the Cards this weekend [Associated Press]

Worst pun this side of OFTOT [Yahoo! Sports]

If you like reading about five stats that explain the Pens struggles, you probably also like root canals, or getting caned. But if that's you, here you go. Own it [Puck Daddy]

"Late 80s/Early 90s Sports Apparel Fashion Confessions" [The Legend of Cecilio Guante]

HHR claims to have seen former lead singer of Styx working at a Child's Place in Lawrenceville, NJ on Saturday. Child's Place on Saturday, Heinz Field on Sunday. Dude gets around [Gem Mint Ten]

Today's riffs theme - "Songs with banned music videos" [Friday Morning Riffs]

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