AFC North Headline Of The Day...

Yeah. Seriously.

Although, I think the Browns started the season at "bad," and in recent weeks have gotten "worse." NOW, I think they're the past tense verb form of a four letter word beginning in f. Same goes for that General Manager in charge of inciting militant fans with email profanity, by the way.

Devastating injuries all over the field - CHECK!
Losing twice as many games as they've won - CHECK!
Staph-infections-r-us - CHECK!
Failing to have anyone rush for over 88 yards all season - CHECK!
Throwing too much money at questionable free agents - CHECK!
Trading a decent amount of valuable draft picks - CHECK!
Scorned by Kellen Winslow - CHECK!
Franchise receiver suddenly stricken with a case of the drops - CHECK!
Coach who manages games as well as Andy Reid - CHECK!

Need I go on?

I wonder how highly all those writers and media personalities who picked them to win the AFC North think of the Browns now?

Probably not as highly as they would of these links...

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through Heinz Field. Christmas poems, dude. I love 'em [PSaMP]

Tec's Z-Harmony profile. Finally! [Zamboni Harmony]

Caption this Malkin crotch shot [Sports Crackle Pop]

I'm already tired of this Cowher to Cleveland talk [MJD]

Pac Man, excuse me, Adam, Jones to return punts for Cowboys on Sunday [Sports News Daily]

Top Five Worst 2008 Offseason Moves [4th and 26]

What is it with PA mascots and DUIs? [Associated Press]

Only #3 in brand loyalty this year? Weak [Post-Gazette]

I'm not writing anymore posts dedicated to Najeh being signed or dropped [Post-Gazette]