September 26, 2008

AFC North Headline of the Day...



What? You mean the Ravens are going to go after Big Ben? Get right out of town! That's such an outlandish and uncharacteristic strategy for them. Wait a tick...

Uh, yeah. If this is news to you, raise your hand. No one? Good. Because it's not news. Not only did we get murdered by the blitz last Sunday, but I'm pretty sure everytime we play Baltimore they want to attack Big Ben. Um, that's what you do to a team that likes to run the ball first and pass second (although one could argue we're moving away from this strategy). Come on, guys. You got nothing better?

Oh, and don't even get me started on this one...

Seriously, don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining. Of course there's animosity, we're division rivals! Not to mention the fact that Hines Ward has absolutely destroyed the Ravens the last few times we've played them. Your jedi mind tricks do not work on me, Trib. Nice try though.

And because me feeble brain cannot comprehend science, I specifically put this one in so someone (random asshole) can explain to me how Donte Stallworth is like oxidized metal. I can't remember 11th grade Chemistry, but does oxidized mean "overpaid free agent acquisition that has yet to play a down?"


One way or another, maybe these links will shed some light...

Because, "Oh yeah? Well at least I've never been accused of murder," just doesn't carry the weight that it used to [Hockey, Football & Stiletto Shoes]

The Steelers, like Transformers, there's more than meets the eye [PSAMP]

Sean chronicles all the outlandish searches that lead people to his blog...my personal fav, "random hamburger in Verizon commercial" [Sean's Ramblings]

Only in Pennsylvania...and possibly West Virginia [Hugging Harold Reynolds]

Not much to say indeed [Joey Porter's Pit Bulls]

2 comments:

tecmo said...

does oxidized mean "overpaid free agent acquisition that has yet to play a down?"


Yes. It wasn in my textbook back in high school. Wasn't it in yours?

Cotter said...

I vaguely remember a lab in which we made soap. Beyond that, I'm at a loss. Mr. Anthony would be super disappointed. Luckily, that's nothing new for people who know me.